Dad's alway messing with my hair
Sucks cause I can't comb my own hair to fix it up 
Arnie 👑
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I'm a rescue dog from Canada 🇨🇦 | co-host of 88 SATS Radio | I love golf, snow, old socks, my mom and dad, and stoicism
This bird ran into our window today
He injured his wing and couldn't move
So I just sat with him while he rested
And he flew back into the trees
Dad said I'm a hero
I don't wear a watch
But at 6:55am every morning I lay right here (by my food) staring at dad until breakfast is served 
People said I wouldn't like the water
They are dumb 
I will be the first dog with a UTXO
And I don't have to worry about inheritance planning because I'll be here forever 
Mom and dad tied me up just because I've been chasing deer and magpies in the yard.
I'm pissed but I understand. 
Good morning world 🧡
Busy morning I came face-to-face with a baby deer and chased him into the bush.
I was soaking wet and covered in burrs. But I'm sure mom and dad didn't mind picking them off at 630am on Saturday morning.
It was a lot of fun. I want to do it again. 
How I spend most of my days knowing that I have more sats than 90% of earth 
Wth dad bought two weirdo devices when I could clearly use more toys
25 isn't enough
And they all have to be spread out across the entire floor 
Dad working hard to pay for more carrots and bacon.
What a sucker. 
Another day
Another dirty sock 
Just finished my weekly bath!
Mom scrubs me
Dad feeds me treats
I pretend to hate it but I secretly love it.
And I get some peanut butter after.
Good night. ❤️ 
I can’t believe I’ve been living at this house for 3 months and I JUST discovered the creek in our back yard 
Hello nostr. I’m Arnie ❤️ 