Dad was calling me a kangaroo last night
I don't get it. 
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My favorite time of the day 😃
When dad finishes his dumb show and gives me some pets and a treat 
Long day I chased another deer today
Just protecting the family 
Mom and dad think I'm part fox.
I have no idea why...
Mom and dad don't have A/C in the house so they just let me hang out in the lake for a while to cool down.
I'm good with it. 
The bed's a little small now but it's not gonna stop me from hanging out with dad all day 
I had a busy weekend. 
Everyone watches the little white ball but I'm here for the birds and squirrels 
This bird ran into our window today
He injured his wing and couldn't move
So I just sat with him while he rested
And he flew back into the trees
Dad said I'm a hero
New toy from grandma
Clear my schedule for the rest of the day 
Did I get into dad's gummies this morning?
Like I'd tell you... 
I don't wear a watch
But at 6:55am every morning I lay right here (by my food) staring at dad until breakfast is served 
Heading over for a swim ☀️ 
People said I wouldn't like the water
They are dumb 
I will be the first dog with a UTXO
And I don't have to worry about inheritance planning because I'll be here forever 
I'm a little big for this bed now
but I still love laying here every morning and listening to my favorite Podcaster ❤️ 
Can you please get that for me? 
My first time swimming 🤠
Mom and dad tied me up just because I've been chasing deer and magpies in the yard.
I'm pissed but I understand. 
Good morning world 🧡
