Did I get into dad's gummies this morning?
Like I'd tell you... 
Arnie 👑
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I'm a rescue dog from Canada 🇨🇦 | co-host of 88 SATS Radio | I love golf, snow, old socks, my mom and dad, and stoicism
I don't wear a watch
But at 6:55am every morning I lay right here (by my food) staring at dad until breakfast is served 
Heading over for a swim ☀️ 
People said I wouldn't like the water
They are dumb 
I will be the first dog with a UTXO
And I don't have to worry about inheritance planning because I'll be here forever 
I'm a little big for this bed now
but I still love laying here every morning and listening to my favorite Podcaster ❤️ 
Can you please get that for me? 
My first time swimming 🤠
Mom and dad tied me up just because I've been chasing deer and magpies in the yard.
I'm pissed but I understand. 
Good morning world 🧡
My new friend Luna ❤️
She's also a Sheppard
She's a few months older
And I'm a little faster
But we were equally as muddy
My favorite show 
My first firework show last night.
Busy morning I came face-to-face with a baby deer and chased him into the bush.
I was soaking wet and covered in burrs. But I'm sure mom and dad didn't mind picking them off at 630am on Saturday morning.
It was a lot of fun. I want to do it again. 
Protecting my family from the annoying mag pies.
They are currently the biggest threat I'm aware of.
Besides the big black bears I guess. 
How I spend most of my days knowing that I have more sats than 90% of earth 
Wth dad bought two weirdo devices when I could clearly use more toys
25 isn't enough
And they all have to be spread out across the entire floor 
Good morning 🧡
My mom and dad bought three beds for me but I prefer to just sleep on the floor right beside them instead. 
I love watching dad cut the grass
But every time he drives by I run around the tree and shorten the leash.
But it's okay he stops the mower and untangles me. 
I’m either going 100 mph or 0.
Today I choose 0.
Mom and dad kept me up too late. 