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Church Service Enters 8th Hour after Guitarist's Delay Pedal Gets Stuck https://t.co/GUGuhSIZLj

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Moses Double-Checks Tablet And Yep, Sure Enough, 'Don't Melt Gold Down Into A Calf And Bow Down And Worship It' Is Pretty Much The First Rule On Th...

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Dick Cheney Excitedly Joins Democrat Party After Hearing They Get To Shoot People At Gun Ranges https://t.co/v2LJQ4uaZh

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Man Who Intentionally Divided Nation For Eight Years Calls For Unity https://t.co/BLExvVjxcS

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Break A Bone? Here's What It Will Cost You In 10 Different Countries https://t.co/6v7jLGnpWD

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What A Loser: This Kid's Favorite Dinosaur Is Brachiosaurus https://t.co/isvxOxoD3T

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10 Differences Between Capitalism & Communism https://t.co/d30OEPuPiS

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Wife Begins Pre-Bedtime Ritual Of Chilling Feet In Freezer https://t.co/w5beravIY0

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10 More Images Of Trump That ‘Newsweek’ Is Warning Might Be A.I.-Generated https://t.co/KBiAkgARL3

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Matt Chandler Condemns Republicans For Cleverly Winning Christian Vote By Coming Out Against Murder https://t.co/UOiu8ENS69

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Bilbo Baggins Stumps Gollum In Contest Of Riddles By Asking 'What Is A Woman?' https://t.co/gsO8wver9L

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Sad: 3-Year-Old Homeschooler Hasn't Even Read 'War and Peace' Yet https://t.co/kd6DxWKDln

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Investigation Reveals Trump’s Role In 'Home Alone 2' Was Staged https://t.co/1U1KR0YhQa

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‘You’re At The Wrong Town Hall,’ Snaps Kamala At Citizen Trying To Ask Her A Question https://t.co/4DVmswKgX4

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Netflix Announces 'Wife Mode' Function That Explains Entire Movie Before It Starts https://t.co/njn90SwNYq

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Texans Announce Plan To Keep Pretending Whataburger Is Good https://t.co/Uxb501v7as

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Victoria’s Secret Quietly Cancels New Lizzo Lingerie Line https://t.co/9pvBPOHJJ9

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10 Signs You Accidentally Started Watching A Christian Movie https://t.co/OO1vXaWiJ3

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Sweet, Loving Wife Transforms Home Into Demented House Of Horrors Every October https://t.co/7zauSve6sH