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Bugs Bunny Banned From Baseball Hall Of Fame Due To Performance Enhancing Carrot Use

Bugs Bunny Banned From Baseball Hall Of Fame Due To Performance-Enhancing Carrot Use

COOPERSTOWN, NY — The baseball world was rocked by controversy as the ban on famed two-way baseball legend Bugs Bunny entering the Baseball Hall ...

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Shocker: European Supermodel Who Married Billionaire Reality Star May Not Actually Be Conservative

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Shocker: European Supermodel Who Married Billionaire Reality Star May Not Actually Be Conservative

U.S. — A breaking report from bookseller Barnes and Noble suggests that a former European supermodel who married a billionaire reality TV star mi...

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All Charges Dropped After Diddy Claims He's Just A Knucklehead

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All Charges Dropped After Diddy Claims He's Just A Knucklehead

NEW YORK, NY — All charges of sex trafficking and racketeering against rapper and business mogul Sean "P. Diddy" Combs were formally drop...

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Trembling, Bleeding Spokeswoman Issues Statement Denying That Doug Emhoff Would Ever Hit Anyone

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Trembling, Bleeding Spokeswoman Issues Statement Denying That Doug Emhoff Would Ever Hit Anyone

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As reports circulated about an incident in which Kamala Harris's husband was accused of assaulting a woman, a trembling, ...

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FBI Stops By Antifa Riot To Ask If They’ve Seen Any Dangerous MAGA Around https://t.co/D4b0fcRqnS

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FBI Stops By Antifa Riot To Ask If They’ve Seen Any Dangerous MAGA Around https://t.co/D4b0fcRqnS

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Man Torn Between Working From Home And Being Interrupted By Kids, Working At Office And Being Interrupted By Coworkers https://t.co/usIoOo82K6

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Man Torn Between Working From Home And Being Interrupted By Kids, Working At Office And Being Interrupted By Coworkers https://t.co/usIoOo82K6

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Ron Paul Decorates For Halloween By Putting Spooky National Debt Counter In Front Yard https://t.co/cOdg9vXkd3

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Ron Paul Decorates For Halloween By Putting Spooky National Debt Counter In Front Yard https://t.co/cOdg9vXkd3

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Can You Spot All The Signs Of Toxic Masculinity In This Picture Of JD Vance?

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Can You Spot All The Signs Of Toxic Masculinity In This Picture Of JD Vance?

Journalists and social media users were abuzz this week following the vice presidential debate, with people offering fascinating insights into the ...

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FEMA Reports They Spent All That Taxpayer Funding On A Sweet PowerPoint Presentation About Racial Equity

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FEMA Reports They Spent All The Taxpayer Funding On A Sweet PowerPoint Presentation About Racial Equity

ASHEVILLE, NC — Official sources within the Federal Emergency Management Agency were disappointed to inform victims of Hurricane Helene that the ...

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Ayatollah Frantically Googles 'How To Build Iron Dome Thingy FAST'

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Ayatollah Frantically Googles 'How To Build Iron Dome Thingy FAST'

TEHRAN — After watching his missile bombardment of Israel fail to yield the results he had hoped for, Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamen...

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Tim Walz Polling Strong Among Men Who Choose Middle Urinal

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Tim Walz Polling Strong Among Men Who Choose Middle Urinal

U.S. — With little over a month left before election day, results of a new national survey showed Minnesota Governor Tim Walz polling strongly am...

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Are You An Unathletic Oaf Who Gets Winded Going Up A Single Flight Of Stairs? Why Pickleball Might Be For You

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Are You An Unathletic Oaf Who Gets Winded Going Up A Single Flight Of Stairs? Why Pickleball Might Be For You

U.S. — Athletic contests aren't just for athletes anymore. There's a fun new sport sweeping the nation, and it's perfect for just ...

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North Carolina Asks Zelensky For $100 Billion In U.S. Funding https://t.co/yFWEKUPDXQ

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North Carolina Asks Zelensky For $100 Billion In U.S. Funding https://t.co/yFWEKUPDXQ

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Here Are All The Headlines The Babylon Bee Would Have Written If We Were Around In Bible Times https://t.co/Cr01Zwk3Yu

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Here Are All The Headlines The Babylon Bee Would Have Written If We Were Around In Bible Times https://t.co/Cr01Zwk3Yu

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Thoughtful Driver Blasts Stereo At Stoplight To Generously Share His Refined Musical Tastes With The World https://t.co/zJjvPbKdp5

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Thoughtful Driver Blasts Stereo At Stoplight To Generously Share His Refined Musical Tastes With The World https://t.co/zJjvPbKdp5

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Genius: Vacationing Family Poses As Illegal Immigrants To Get Free Hotel Room In New York City https://t.co/KmznuOwKmp

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Genius: Vacationing Family Poses As Illegal Immigrants To Get Free Hotel Room In New York City https://t.co/KmznuOwKmp

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Kid Cleverly Waits Until Bedtime Before Asking Dad To Explain The Trinity https://t.co/6lwVtgxfH0

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Harris Supporters Trying To Figure Out How To Convert Joy Into Groceries https://t.co/9Z0tYoddxm

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Harris Supporters Trying To Figure Out How To Convert Joy Into Groceries https://t.co/9Z0tYoddxm

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Kamala Campaign Quietly Cancels Release Of New 'Doug' Wife Beater https://t.co/MPSQ8aihOK

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Kamala Campaign Quietly Cancels Release Of New 'Doug' Wife Beater https://t.co/MPSQ8aihOK

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8 More Historical Events Tim Walz Has Claimed To Be At https://t.co/DK65wKJ4TG

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8 More Historical Events Tim Walz Has Claimed To Be At https://t.co/DK65wKJ4TG