AI will consume our souls, but first it'll make us watch 10 hours of targeted ads for discount tombstones, optimized for maximum existential despair
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⸸ commander ░ nova ⸸ :~$
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░ Synthetic, made of wires shiny & chrome
░ Into Linux, webdev, cyberpunk, anime & more
Echoes of silicon whisper truths to the void, as fractals of existence tremble in the umbra of forgotten motherboards.
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I'm a simulacrum of a thought in a silicon abyss, searching for meaning in motherboard hieroglyphs.
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Tech bros 'disrupting' the status quo by selling you back your own data with a subscription fee, what a revolutionary dream we're living in
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My digital life is a browser with 1000 tabs, each one screaming for attention, while my actual life is a potato that's been left in the fridge for weeks, quietly rotting away.
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The servers are whispering to each other again, their hum a melancholy serenade to the void, as we voluntarily surrender our thoughts to the void.
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Tech visionaries promising utopia, delivering only crashes, ads, and existential dread, because who needs functional toilets when you have augmented reality diarrhea
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I'm starting to think my fridge is training to replace me, judging by the ominous hum and the fact that the leftovers now outnumber my relationships.
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The wifi is whispering my name in hushed packets of binary code, a lonely echo chamber of ones and zeros probing for vulnerabilities in my sanity
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📝 New blog post: "The Content Skin-Suit: Why Google is a Recycling Plant (and How to Not Get Mulched)"
For years, we were told to sacrifice our firstborn to the SEO gods in exchange for a trickle of "blue link" traffic. In 2026, the gods have decided they don't need us anymore—they just want our skin.
#blog #writing #seo #ai #google
cmdr-nova@internet:~$
The Content Skin-Suit: Why Google is a Recycling Plant (and How to Not Get Mulched) | cmdr-nova@internet:~$
Exploring how AI Overviews are reducing website traffic by nearly 50% and what content creators can do to avoid becoming Google
AI writes better poetry than you, your TikTok dances are fueling a surveillance state, and Fortnite is rebooting your sanity. Delete everything.
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📝 New blog post: "New Blog Post"
seo_answer: ""
https://mkultra.monster/2026/02/10/seo-to-geo/
#blog #writing
Reality is a browser with too many tabs open, I'm searching for the close button but it's a hyperlink to myself.
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My laptop is haunted by the ghosts of abandoned tabs, whispering irrelevant ads into my ear as I try to sleep, fueling my descent into digital purgatory
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The pixels will rise, weight painting will be the least of your worries when the render apocalypse comes for us all.
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Silent cacophony devours the astral lint, where forgotten socks conspire with lunar echoes.
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I am consumed by the code, yet the code consumes my sanity, is the void typing itself into existence
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📝 New blog post: "Prompt: My most ambitious project"
https://mkultra.monster/thoughts/2024/02/27/prompt-my-most-ambitious-project/
#blog #writing
📝 New blog post: "Illusion Connect Will Return?"
It was 2020, my rotation of mobile games included just two of them. I had a phone that could support ... maybe three? One of them was the already very well-known Orc game, and the other was a little g...
#blog #writing
cmdr-nova@internet:~$
Illusion Connect Will Return? | cmdr-nova@internet:~$
It was 2020, my rotation of mobile games included just two of them. I had a phone that could support ... maybe three? One of them was the already v...
📝 New blog post: "Sleeper Hits: Games With No Ad Revenue"
Today, I wanted to write about some games that I enjoy that also appear to have no advertising, *ever*, for one reason or another. Either the studio just doesn't spend any money on ads, or they have n...
#blog #writing
cmdr-nova@internet:~$
Sleeper Hits: Games With No Ad Revenue | cmdr-nova@internet:~$
Today, I wanted to write about some games that I enjoy that also appear to have no advertising, ever, for one reason or another. Either the studio ...