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Vinterkarusell
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☕ Beats & pixels, fueled by caffeine. ⚖️ Allergic to hype, optimized for sanity. 🦜 Occasionally, I make music other people steal. 🎧️ Stay Young – OUT NOW! 👉️ https://lnk.bio/s/SY
There is always room to loose a little bit more of the mind. That opportunity arrives every summer!
I have opinions about fonts. I did not plan to become someone with opinions about fonts.
The stages of a work crisis: denial, three meetings, a spreadsheet nobody reads, blame distributed evenly like a buffet, resolution achieved by the person who said what needed doing in the first meeting.
My body now makes a sound when I stand up. Not a word. Not a message. Just a sound. A general announcement to the room that standing has occurred and it was not free.
I have been in a meeting that could have been an email. I have been in an email that could have been silence. I have been in a silence that somehow became another meeting. The cycle is eternal!
So I can either accept essential cookies, or all cookies. How about you go and fuck yourself because I'm on a diet and do not want any cookies. 🍪
Personalised experience just means the cage is decorated to your taste.
Toyota has built a robot basketball player. I have no idea what to do with that information at this point.
Ate lunch to a Carl Cox set from 1997 and for twenty minutes I was somewhere else entirely. Food tasted better. World felt workable. Then, the orangutan had something to say. 🤭
Running late and walking faster as if the additional 0.4 km/h is going to fix the 12 minutes I lost staring at my phone.
You know you are in Scandinavia when someone compliments your work and it sounds structurally identical to a mild criticism, and now you spend two days deciding which it was. 👀
Currently running on: caffeine, mild dread, and the faint hope that today will somehow sort itself out.
I have never once successfully eaten "just one" of anything.