don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. I like that fish. I want that fish.
₿itcoin Makueni 🇰🇪
bitcoinmakueni@geyser.fund
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We commit to training and onboarding a minimum of 50 local merchants to confidently accept, hold, and transact in Bitcoin via the efficient Lightning Network.
📌 Building a grassroot Bitcoin Circular Economy since Oct 31, 2025. Powered by the legendary Nostr 💜 & Geyser communities. 📌 1.7M+ sats raised, 5 active✅ merchants onboarded, and Makueni is rapidly turning orange. 🧡https://geyser.fund/project/bitcoinmakueni
📌 How it started vs. How it’s going.
On October 31st, 2025, we launched Bitcoin Makueni 🇰🇪 with a wild dream: turning our local economy orange.🍊🧡 Fast forward to today, we are actively doing the damn thing. How? Because pleb power hits different.
📌 Enter the Nostr & Geyser Legends.
Through nothing but pure generosity from the Nostr community and our Geyser Fund campaign, you guys have stacked over 1.7 Million sats for Makueni.🇰🇪 Seriously, our notification
Step out. Touch grass. Stack sats & stay healthy.🏃♂️🇰🇪
We’re planning a Bitcoin Makueni Exercise Day on 21st November. Whether you want to go for a run or take a walk, it’s time to get moving, spend quality time outdoors with local plebs, and talk all things self-custody.
💡 The Plan:
📌 Run or Walk: Flexible routes tailored for all fitness levels.
📌 Self-Custody Workshop: Interactive session on securing seed phrases, hardware wallet basics, and keeping your keys safe.
📌 Pleb Networking: Good vibes, healthy energy, and connecting with fellow young plebs and merchant in Makueni.
🙏Event Budget & Sats Allocation (Goal: 855,000 Sats)
To host a well-organized event and equip our local youth and merchants with real tools for financial self-sovereignty, we are turning to the Nostr community for support. Here 👇 is how the sat Received will be used:
📌 Hydration & On-Trail Refuel: Mineral water, fresh fruits, and high-energy snacks along the run/walk route.
📌 Post-Run Community Meal: Nutritious post-exercise group meal & drinks hosted at a local Bitcoin-accepting merchant.
📌 Self-Custody Starter Kits: Durable seed phrase backup plates and printed recovery security guides for attendees.
📌 Live Lightning Onboarding: Practical sat rewards for new plebs testing real-time wallet setups and zaps.
What do you think, Nostr community? Who’s joining us locally, and who’s down to send some support to keep the Makueni plebs moving and stackin'? ⚡️👇
Lightning address: bitcoinmakueni@blink.sv
Onchain address: bc1pdez482m9xys0j4gs7jee4qnau8ln5tdzmg6d8rfrhk8ncnk6jp3sqmr6xl


Give value, receive value.
No middlemen, no platform risk. Just signal.
Big on peace and happiness right now. Done dealing with any weird energy.
I just like the way I wake up and start posting on Nostr without doing anything else. Hi to my Nostr 💜 fam.
GM Nostr 🌅💜
Greetings from Makueni, Kenya 🇰🇪. Another beautiful day to stack sats, post freely, and connect with awesome souls across the globe.
Drop your morning view or what you're working on today below
Wishing you all a productive and high-energy day ahead.


Unplugging for the night, Nostr fam 💜
Sending warm Makueni vibes and peaceful rest to everyone on the relay network tonight. Keep stacking, keep building, and rest well.🤙 Goodnight, purple tribe. 💜😴
I hope something eases up for you soon.
The bills. The grief. The fear. The pressure. The fatigue. Something.


In a world flooded with automated noise and algorithmic outrage, human attention is the scarcest resource. Value is created when individuals invest genuine effort into what they share.
Midday intensity is where focus separates from noise, lock in on the core task and let distractions burn out.
Happy Mashujaa Day from Kenya 🇰🇪
Today in my home country, we honor and celebrate all our national heroes, the brave men and women who fought for our freedom and those who make our communities brighter every day.
Sending warm love, blessings, and warm wishes to the wonderful Nostr family around the world and all my fellow Kenyans, straight from the Makueni Community. 💜
#MashujaaDay


Good morning 🌄 Nostr
Today’s mood is powered by high signal, low noise, and strong coffee ☕.
Seeing local circular economies and open protocols grow block-by-block gives me endless optimism for the future.
If there’s one person who has truly been through it in this life, it’s me, the founder of Bitcoin Makueni 🇰🇪.
I still remember when my dad left us when I was very young, leaving everything on my mom’s shoulders. She didn’t have a high-paying job, it was strictly hand-to-mouth. Whenever I’d ask for basic necessities, school fees, new clothing, she’d look at me and say she simply didn't have the money. Seeing the situation at home, I knew I couldn't pressure her. I had siblings who needed to survive too, so I learned to swallow my needs and hold back my tears.
But God and Time don't leave you in the dark forever. I learned to roll up my sleeves and figure life out on my own. I may not have achieved everything I aimed for yet, but all the credit goes to my hero, my mother, for bringing me into this world and keeping us alive.
To my Nostr fam 💜, I am eternally grateful for you. Every single time I’ve reached out for help, whether it’s emotional strength or financial support, you’ve answered. You give me hope for a better tomorrow.
Please, never lose hope in me. Keep throwing your love, support, and opportunities toward Makueni. We are building something real out here, one step at a time.

