i will stab anyone’s dog in a heartbeat to protect mine
— my best friend
it’s 250 million
not a quarter billion 🙄
i don’t have a tiktok
never downloaded the app
i have reached the point in finding instagram content to be cringe
i want to take back the time i spent on the app. and it wasn’t even that much.
i traveled with a male adult recently who didn’t know what to do when he got to the airport.
it turns out he’s never traveled commercial once in his life, not because he’s never traveled by plane before.
2 arms, 2 legs

National Immigration and Customs Enforcement
NICE Agents
kinoya ramen bar

make it a habit to say the quiet part out loud
i swear to you that to think too much is a disease, a real, actual disease.
fyodor dostoevsky
i flew private for the first time today. i will never be the same again.
i read my first romance book that happens to be labeled, “dark romance” and never thought i’d finish it. it’s wicked, disturbing, and high on smut. the content warning is through the roof but i’ve lived a healthy trauma free life so it didn’t trigger me one bit.
malachi vize will be a name i will remember for a while though.
what even is going on with this place?
my friend who is married to a twin told me that her husband’s twin brother is saved as “spare parts” in his phone
it’s morbidly hilarious to both of us