not satire, actually seen on airplane safety card. i figure its for when things get real bad in the lav. wonder where the second oxygen mask goes 🤣

what a joke of a human being

this pump is not just due to some “decoupling” (as much as i would like it to be). gut says a huge entity is buying.

“you wanna play wid us? ok!”

Every Bitcoin cycle feels ‘different.’ A big story often accompanies the volatility—macroeconomic shocks, catastrophic events, or market rumors. It seems world-ending, but history shows us otherwise. Each time we thought it was the end, it wasn’t. This time is no different. #Bitcoin

if you’re scared, their plan is working

get rekt bears