Milled from a single block of aluminum. Finished with real American Walnut. Because a "home" cloud should actually feel like home. Watch the making of Umbrel Pro.

The best looking object on your desk is about to be your server.

Introducing Umbrel Pro. A fusion of art and engineering. The ultimate home cloud server. 4x SSD slots for up to 16TB storage, 8-Core Intel N300 CPU, 16GB memory. Built from a solid block of aluminum, and framed in real American Walnut wood. Order now for $699 / 599 € / £529.

hell yeah! openclaw (clawdbot) is now live on the umbrel app store! it comes with a pre-configured headless browser so it can do things on the web. aaand because it's an umbrel app, it runs in a sandbox. so if it goes rogue, it can’t run rm -rf and nuke (or even access) the files/other apps on your umbrel. 1-click install. paste openai/anthropic api key. you now have a 24/7 ai intern living on your umbrel server.

see you in 24 hours

screw the cloud

locked in

soon

we cooked

get ready

clear some desk space, you're gonna need it

favorite genre of music? heavy metal.

patience. we are carving.

to the absolute unit who just solo-mined a block with public pool on umbrel: we don't know who you are. we don't know where you live. but we respect the hustle. 3.13 BTC richer. zero middlemen. 100% sovereign.

The Mempool Open Source Project®

Explore the full Bitcoin ecosystem with The Mempool Open Source Project®. See the real-time status of your transactions, get network info, and more.

try hugging your chase bank account. you feel nothing. cold glass. hug your node. feel the warmth of 10 minutes of cpu cycles verifying a block. this is what satoshi wanted.

watching the blockchain sync from 99.99% to 100% provides more dopamine than any drug known to man

bitcoiners will have a mattress on the floor but a pristine solo-miner + home node setup with cable management worthy of being hung at the louvre

buying a hardware wallet but connecting it to a public node is like buying a transparent safe. connect your wallet to your own node. stop doxxing your stack.

we thought we prepped enough stock after what happened last black friday... clearly we underestimated y'all again 💀💀💀 View quoted note →