Consider getting off Twitter. I have found that I have been better off without it. And in case you really want to see a tweet or profile, Nitter.net works perfectly for that limited use case. Live free!

Grumble; stumble; fumble; then humble. “Bitcoin is a ponzi”; “Maybe I’m missing something”; “Bitcoin is cool, but I’m going to try and make some money with [insert shitcoin]”; then “Stay humble, stack sats.”

GM and happy Monday. It’s going to be a great week!

All your models are destroyed.

It’s a good day to have a good day!

Jesus said to his disciples: “The person who is trustworthy in very small matters is also trustworthy in great ones; and the person who is dishonest in very small matters is also dishonest in great ones. If, therefore, you are not trustworthy with dishonest wealth, who will trust you with true wealth? If you are not trustworthy with what belongs to another, who will give you what is yours? No servant can serve two masters. He will either hate one and love the other, or be devoted to one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and mammon.” St. Matthew, you were the reviled tax collector who became patron saint of those who work with finances—pray for us!

Amazing how whenever my wallet seems to run low on sats after zapping away, it has never run empty and always seems to fill back up. NOSTR peps for the win!

What’s the most zapped note (in sats)?

Happy Monday. Here’s me looking at random dates to present some hopium: Mid-July 2024 to early September 2024, MSTR was down 35%. Early September 2024 to late Nov 2024 MSTR was up 265%. Owned 226k BTC during that run. Mid-July 2025 to early September 2024, MSTR was down 25%. Early September 2025 to late Nov 2025 MSTR is…!?! Starting with 638k BTC. Let’s wait and see!

At this point, MSTR shares are pretty much only good for covered calls 😂

Good morning!

Time for some BBQ 🇺🇸

Microsoft Outlook down. NOSTR up. Good morning!

@ODELL has been telling us to stay humble and stack SATS. Hidden in plain sight.

Stay humble, stack sats. Thank you for your attention to this matter.