Some kind of alarm going off within a half mile of me.
Old Man Tyler
tyler@nicecrew-digital.mostr.pub
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It's Tyler
How to go to heaven (it's free): https://nicecrew.tv/w/fkm9q8QmL2vR28XMqbACie
I author and maintain the bible.nicecrew.digital Bible search tool.
Wife: @madison
If it's not scripture, assume it's a shitpost, and I'm here to have fun.
>Tyler, sometimes I ask myself who is more fucked up: You, or matty. Then I read this and realize, "Yeah, it's you."
- @JeffGrimesArt
>tylernol is our word but you can say tylenol
- @suquili
>I think you and @matty are making me retarded
> I was running around at work today saying "I am the cum man" and "jorkin time"
- @arm_barbarian@poa.st
PSA to take off the cover for your dryer and clean the ductwork.
The solution to low blood pressure is a woman's voice.
Literally can't focus on anything important with a woman talking.
I just wanted to say that Github Copilot is the tits.
Just saw a very much not wholesome Frieren. :welp:
Nautulass sucks.
Accidentally intentionally ate peanuts.
I am on high alert in pants crapping danger zone for the next 24 hours.
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE
A DARKER SIDE OF ME
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I only go on facebook once every quarter or less, and every time it's trying to get me to cheat on my beloved.
UPDOOTS
Wtf is a poast?
4 slices of toast
1/2 stick of butter