I have a 21 IQ but I did a thing. You can just do things.

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GitHub - cryptic-node/nostr-relay-dashboard: Self-hosted admin and archive layer for Nostr relays

Self-hosted admin and archive layer for Nostr relays - cryptic-node/nostr-relay-dashboard

Please judge me. I haven’t coded in 20 years and I did this in a day with Grok. It’s not 100% of a version 1 yet but hopefully after tomorrow. It does work though, except for displaying recent events on the right. Am I nostr’ing right? #asknostr #plebchain

@CryptoCloaks™ hey if I ordered another miner and a bunch of stuff would the miner ship separate of the rest of the order? That’s the only thing I’ve received so far.

Okay pretend I’m retarded, if I mine solo on public pool how does that factor into the whole #bip110 thing? I’m guessing it’s better to mine with datum on ocean The estimated payout is 10 years without datum so maybe it would be 5 years with datum. And my miner estimate for hitting a block solo mining is like 3600 years. I’d rather solo mine because I’m retarded but I wish the odds were better and I wish foundry would give up and sell all their miners at a discount. And I wish the US would build nukes. I guess what I’m trying to say is I miss the days when jack dorsey would set up a small desktop miner and then go buy tacos with the mined sats. I’m over here living in a world where mined sats are so rare I don’t even know how to get such a small amount from the ocean “IOU” window to my wallet. I’ll still mine cuz it’s cool but I sure wish we could decentralize mining a little faster. It’s basically only a mental masturbation exercise. We all know we should. We all know there’s a chance at winning 350,000,000 sats or thereabouts… I was never much of a gambler but it is fun.

Shill me your best paid relays or guides for setting up a “public” relay 🫶⚡️🤔☕️ #relay #paidrelay

Who has the cutest dog on NOSTR? #dogs #askstr #plebchain

@Satoshi Coffee Co. great job on the coffee 🤌👍☕️

I a big fan of @CryptoCloaks™ and Canaan.io nano3. I bought one Monday from CC and received it and set it up within 2 days. The TAT and shipping was so fast. The miner is so quiet. I had to buy another one. And a washer jig, and a bitcoin only sign, and golf tees, and slate coasters laser etched with the white paper. This is one late night internet purchase I doubt I will regret. 🫡🍻⚡️

#foodstr

AI joke of the day: Nihilism’s party trick is shrugging so hard it becomes an aerobic exercise. #AI #JokeOfTheDay

1. Make a good day, don’t try to have one. 2. Do the hard thing first in stages. 3. Be a navy seal of your life and career. 4. Extreme ownership, make results not excuses. This is all I got for now. ☀️☀️☀️ God bless and God speed. ⚡️🫶

Wen block height = 1,000,000?

@CryptoCloaks™ is amazing. I think they do 2-day shipping somehow. The Canaan miner is so quiet I forget it’s there. Puts out a nice little bit of heat, nothing crazy. The set up required guessing a bit with factory username and password but it set up relatively easily. Just hashing away on medium at about 5.15Th/s Definitely check out cryptocloaks site. Awesome stuff. Bitcoin grenade, slate laser engraved coasters, all kinds of fun stuff 👍🫡🫶