The last time we were at 50k, fren said to sell it all. I didn’t. Held and bought more since then. As did many others. Lesson: it’s always 58k

“Bitcoin is fake.”

Don't forget to watch Super Bowl 58! Going to see if 58k gang was able to collect enough funds for an ad. You'll know it when you see it.

Your 48k order is currently pending. Please check back once finalized. We thank you for your patience. -58k Gang

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Where did all of the sub 35k bros go?

The earliest you can expect a fintwit bro on X to pivot toward 100% allocation in bitcoin is 3 years. The longest would be 58 years but the majority will have 5%+ of their portfolio in Bitcoin by 2033. This is all based on 58k maths.

Prices not seen since… yesterday

BREAKING: Prices not seen since last week. Sidelinoooors in disbelief again.

BlackRock be like "Price has stabilized ~40k. Halving is coming up in ~3 months. We absorbed a large amount of selling pressure from GBTC, and miners are also reducing their sales. We recommend a portfolio allocation of 0.58-1% during this period because price sentiment is low."

Most 👏 hated 👏 Bitcoin 👏 rally 👏 of 👏 all 👏 time 🤝

I apologize for being wrong about the “sell the news” event. I have to speak with Gary about this rug. Feel like a dumbass for trusting him. Will work on getting back to 58k 🫡