Satoshi Nakamoto (ie Len Sassaman) did not kill himself.

As a child I heard there was famine in my country. So I saves the oranges my mother gave me and hid them in my clothes drawer. I wanted to save my family. I didn't know the oranges would go bad. As a man I know hard times are a coming but am thankful I now have a different type of orange to tuck safely away. #thankfulforbitcoin

I haven't sold a single satoshi. How about you?

I interrupt my silence. I will be buying 100m + sats right after the halving is confirmed. @jack I expect you to burn a few Billi fiat cuck bucks Compadre!!! I'm using the nice hash countdown clock, any more accurate ways? Lemme know.

Time for silence. Good bye until after the halving. Zap me you bastards!!!

Zap me 100m sats and I'll zap you 200m sats. Trust me.

@Derek Ross Guns are bad. I've never fired a gun in my life. And I've never received a zap! Please zap!

Everyone laughs at Apu until they realize Apu is secretly a Multi-Bitcoiner!

We are NOT the same: Your XewXeice (Nephew) is considering whether THEY should get THEIR PeePee chopped off. Meanwhile I've trained mine to do this with a 9mm at 20m (22 yards): https://image.nostr.build/be1ec590d3ebd89ee28f2eb501f8749ec2336f30c14aba9492e3f4ba6fe8779e.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=886x1920&blurhash=%5BPEe_5WV5AoLIUofWAj%5B9*ax%3D%3FWEM_ofRkjb%7ESRkNNoeD*oeadWCI%5EWBxXj%5BRiofWCaf-oWCoeoe&x=0e6ab3c6f859d6d8b335844570010854caefa6cdfa687921e13e4813a65b9dee

Obama recommends Bitcoin. Obama uses Bitcoin.