Excuses are lies.

GM. Let’s bring back ridiculous old expressions. “Heavens to Murgatroyd!” “Great Scott!” “What in tarnation?!” “For Pete’s sake!” Add a little character back into the language. We can do better than “bruh.”

The avocado oil mess is a good reminder… 🥑 🛢️ Don’t let a “better” oil convince you junk food is suddenly healthy. Skip the chips. Eat real food. Still pretty wild that companies were willing to mislead people who were specifically trying to make better choices. Don’t buy these chips, send a message to these companies.

GM. Woke up with a plan. Checked my phone. Forgot the plan. Coffee has been notified. We’ll circle back.