Gulf Of America. Hahahahaha

Having lived in California for a while now, I’ve come to realize that most people here will vote for whatever insane leftist policy makes them feel like they are a good person… until the policies start to affect them personally. LA fire department is about to be the beneficiary of this.

How to play Black Coffee by Black Flag on guitar.

Inject Dale Crovers drumming straight into my veins please.

Trump should take Greenland using coercion or military force. Then sell it back to Denmark for Bitcoin to build the SBR.

Uh oh. Bitcoin’s dead again.

My bus driver in first grade told us all that there was a machine that cuts off your arms and legs if they are in the aisle. When I told my parents about this they laughed. Another bus driver I had would let us slide on our backs under all the seats from the back of the bus to the front, using momentum when she made sharp stops. My parents also had no problem with this. That’s why you can’t fuck with generation X.

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

Video clip for my song “She”. Available on @Wavlake now!

Bill Gates didn’t last too long on the floor tom.

If Kamala wins the election, does he make that announcement? Of course not. He’s an obvious political shill. View quoted note →

When I was 16 I stole 2 large orange construction barrels from a road project near my house. I hid them in my parents garage. Unfortunately my dickhead neighbor narced me out and because these things are ridiculously expensive, two added up to enough money to be a felony. I had to do 50 hrs of community service and was assigned to the local police station. I basically had to clean the station and wash and wax the cop cars. This meant that I was left unattended behind the station for a long period of time alone with the cop cars. I found a couple bags of weed wedged in between the seats and of course pocketed them. I also managed to steal a 30” road flare out of the station up my pant leg and a bunch of blank parking tickets. The rest of the summer I “ticketed” random cars with outrageous fines and obnoxious messages from the ticketing “officer”.

Been waiting on approval from Spotify for my new track “She” for weeks now. Posted live to @Wavlake practically instantly.

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She • Scott OBrien

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My resistance to spending any of my Bitcoin has become pathological at this point.