Oh, August, hi. Yeah, can we have a little chat?
As you know, when you came on board we’d gone through a period of very lack-lustre performance. Now obviously July’s disappointing work wasn’t your fault, but we did make it very clear that we were after a good, solid mid-summer effort to try to get things back on track.
We can all see the effort you were making after our last little talk, and we were really hoping you could pull yourself together and keep it going, but I’m afraid that you’ve taken your eye off the ball again today, haven’t you?
I’m sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go at the end of the month. Maybe you should think about reapplying for one of our less intensive roles, mid-autumn perhaps? You do seem to have a very good grasp of mist.