There are 6 types of “fit” girls on the internet right now:
1. Oatmeal-fueled Gymshark chick
2. Herbalist tradwife baking sourdough
3. Celestial fairy who raves about astrology
4. Protein bar influencer with a podcast
5. Trauma-dumping wellness coach monetizing her inner child
6. Feral tatted dreadlock wild woman
Christian Van Camp
cvcwellness@primal.net
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Nature-Driven Livin Performance Coach philosophizing about esoteric nutrition, fitness & natural freedom
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True calm is when the scripts play (sun causes cancer fear, EMF denial, jab agenda, raw food panic) and you don’t bite. You’ve left the debate. You stay grounded in nature.
If churches taught inner divinity, they’d lose control.
If gurus admitted doubt, they’d lose followers.
If spirituality wasn’t profitable, nobody would sell it.
God doesn’t need branding.
If you want to feel better:
Stop doomscrolling.
Go outside.
Buy bitcoin.
Eat some raw steak.
Call your grandma.
There’s nothing more satisfying than closing a high-ticket sale in under 15 minutes…
and getting your woman to climax in the same amount of time.
Both require presence, confidence, and knowing how to listen.
Master both and you win life.
People trust shrink-wrapped, chemically-washed chicken nuggets but fear fresh raw salmon or grass-fed beef. Reality check: nature’s food is far cleaner than factory food. Parasites? Detox the terrain. We’ve shared a table with them for thousands of years.
Men can deadlift 300 pounds but can’t hold eye contact with a woman for three seconds.
Day in the life of a modern yogi:
Plastic yoga mat.
Polyester leggings.
Vanilla protein shake in a BPA shaker.
Indoor blue lights flickering.
Soy candles, mainstream pop music playing, synthetic oils.
Ah yes, “wellness.”
You adulted so hard you forgot how to play. Climb a tree. Chase your dog. Build a stick fort. Play-maxx and feel your mitochondria smile.
You don’t need to eat only meat to be a man. You don’t need to be only raw vegan to ascend. You need to listen. To slow down. To stop using food as a personality. Let the ego rest from all these fixated labels. Let the body guide.
You can be grounded in your truth and still flexible in your thinking. Polarity doesn’t mean rigidity. Confidence doesn’t mean dominance. The healthiest people I know have changed their minds 100 times because they listened more than they argued. Wisdom doesn’t scream.
Dumbest inventions of all time:
Treadmill
Microwave
Shoe insoles
Vaccines
Vapes
Car air “fresheners”
Bleached toilet paper
“Smart” fridges
Non-stick pans
LED lights
Seed oils
“Daily” multivitamins
AirPods
Scented laundry detergent
Synthetic mattresses
Sunscreen
Foam flip-flops/crocs
What else did I miss?
People aren’t afraid of being wrong, they’re afraid of being ~uncertain~
That’s why they cling to their diet, political belief, or spiritual teacher like it’s the final answer. The ONLY answer.
But uncertainty is the birthplace of consciousness.
If your opinion can’t hold space for contradiction, you haven’t integrated the lesson yet.
Going from raw vegan to carnivore isn’t healing. It’s pendulum swinging. And while your skin might clear or your bloat might disappear, the root cause AKA the fear of not being in control, often stays. That’s why the moment someone eats differently, you feel triggered. Truth is, if you need everyone to eat like you do to feel secure, you’re not grounded, you’re still grasping freedom in your body.
Adderall ruins your dopamine, testosterone, & drive. It’s a shortcut with long-term damage.
Swap it for the Natty Nootropic Stack:
• Taurine 2g
• Magnesium 300mg
• Tyrosine 1000mg
• Caffeine 100mg
• Theanine 400mg
• Glycine 1g
• Alpha GPC 300mg
• Raw egg yolks 6-12
• BPC 157 oral 1000mcg
If your diet, political stance, or spiritual path makes you judge people more than love them… that’s your signal to pause. Labels are comforting until they become cages. And cages don’t expand consciousness: they trap it. True evolution means holding firm truths while leaving space for others to hold theirs. That’s conscious polarity.
The highest IQ people on the planet tend to be the most depressed. They’re too in their head. You need to be retard-maxxing.
Women are not built to handle men's emotions. Men can not be validated by women. Masculine validation doesn’t come from a girlfriend saying “you got this,” it comes from other men who’ve been in the fire and made it out stronger. That’s why brotherhood isn’t optional; it’s essential. A circle where men sharpen each other, check each other, and hold space for what only other men can understand. Without it, the pressure leaks into the family and collapses the polarity. Women think they can handle it, and they say they want to be let in… but once they’re holding it all, they quietly start drowning.
Healing isn’t 20-step morning routines and cold plunges at 5am.
It’s:
– Saying no when you mean no
– JERFing (Just Eating Real Food)
– Moving dynamically daily
– Positive self talk
– Circadian-rhythm maxxing
– Touching grass
Start there.
Duality is power. Speak with fire. Listen with silence. Lift heavy. Float light. Be ruthless with goals and gentle with people. Wake at 5am to build empires. Sleep in ‘til noon to feel again. Share your soul in poetry. Laugh at fart jokes. Meditate on death. Dance ‘til sunrise. Be the monk and the menace. Get ripped. Get still. Take nothing seriously. Take everything sacred. Heaven and hell live in the same breath. The contrast is the clarity. Yin-Yang is the portal to a good life.