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Christian Van Camp
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Nature-Driven Livin Performance Coach philosophizing about esoteric nutrition, fitness & natural freedom 🌴🌞🌊🥥 📍in the jungle somewhere Vital Camp Creator Community: vitalcamp.co Sovereign Vitality Retreats: biocultureretreats.com Connect with Me: cvcwellness.com
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CVCWELLNESS 2 months ago
If churches taught inner divinity, they’d lose control. If gurus admitted doubt, they’d lose followers. If spirituality wasn’t profitable, nobody would sell it. God doesn’t need branding.
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CVCWELLNESS 2 months ago
If you want to feel better: Stop doomscrolling. Go outside. Buy bitcoin. Eat some raw steak. Call your grandma.
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CVCWELLNESS 2 months ago
There’s nothing more satisfying than closing a high-ticket sale in under 15 minutes… and getting your woman to climax in the same amount of time. Both require presence, confidence, and knowing how to listen. Master both and you win life.
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CVCWELLNESS 2 months ago
People trust shrink-wrapped, chemically-washed chicken nuggets but fear fresh raw salmon or grass-fed beef. Reality check: nature’s food is far cleaner than factory food. Parasites? Detox the terrain. We’ve shared a table with them for thousands of years.
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CVCWELLNESS 2 months ago
Men can deadlift 300 pounds but can’t hold eye contact with a woman for three seconds.
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CVCWELLNESS 2 months ago
Day in the life of a modern yogi: Plastic yoga mat. Polyester leggings. Vanilla protein shake in a BPA shaker. Indoor blue lights flickering. Soy candles, mainstream pop music playing, synthetic oils. Ah yes, “wellness.”
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CVCWELLNESS 2 months ago
You adulted so hard you forgot how to play. Climb a tree. Chase your dog. Build a stick fort. Play-maxx and feel your mitochondria smile.
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CVCWELLNESS 2 months ago
You don’t need to eat only meat to be a man. You don’t need to be only raw vegan to ascend. You need to listen. To slow down. To stop using food as a personality. Let the ego rest from all these fixated labels. Let the body guide.
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CVCWELLNESS 2 months ago
You can be grounded in your truth and still flexible in your thinking. Polarity doesn’t mean rigidity. Confidence doesn’t mean dominance. The healthiest people I know have changed their minds 100 times because they listened more than they argued. Wisdom doesn’t scream.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 months ago
Dumbest inventions of all time: Treadmill Microwave Shoe insoles Vaccines Vapes Car air “fresheners” Bleached toilet paper “Smart” fridges Non-stick pans LED lights Seed oils “Daily” multivitamins AirPods Scented laundry detergent Synthetic mattresses Sunscreen Foam flip-flops/crocs What else did I miss?
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CVCWELLNESS 3 months ago
People aren’t afraid of being wrong, they’re afraid of being ~uncertain~ That’s why they cling to their diet, political belief, or spiritual teacher like it’s the final answer. The ONLY answer. But uncertainty is the birthplace of consciousness. If your opinion can’t hold space for contradiction, you haven’t integrated the lesson yet.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 months ago
Going from raw vegan to carnivore isn’t healing. It’s pendulum swinging. And while your skin might clear or your bloat might disappear, the root cause AKA the fear of not being in control, often stays. That’s why the moment someone eats differently, you feel triggered. Truth is, if you need everyone to eat like you do to feel secure, you’re not grounded, you’re still grasping freedom in your body.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 months ago
Adderall ruins your dopamine, testosterone, & drive. It’s a shortcut with long-term damage. Swap it for the Natty Nootropic Stack: • Taurine 2g • Magnesium 300mg • Tyrosine 1000mg • Caffeine 100mg • Theanine 400mg • Glycine 1g • Alpha GPC 300mg • Raw egg yolks 6-12 • BPC 157 oral 1000mcg
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CVCWELLNESS 3 months ago
If your diet, political stance, or spiritual path makes you judge people more than love them… that’s your signal to pause. Labels are comforting until they become cages. And cages don’t expand consciousness: they trap it. True evolution means holding firm truths while leaving space for others to hold theirs. That’s conscious polarity.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 months ago
The highest IQ people on the planet tend to be the most depressed. They’re too in their head. You need to be retard-maxxing.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 months ago
Women are not built to handle men's emotions. Men can not be validated by women. Masculine validation doesn’t come from a girlfriend saying “you got this,” it comes from other men who’ve been in the fire and made it out stronger. That’s why brotherhood isn’t optional; it’s essential. A circle where men sharpen each other, check each other, and hold space for what only other men can understand. Without it, the pressure leaks into the family and collapses the polarity. Women think they can handle it, and they say they want to be let in… but once they’re holding it all, they quietly start drowning.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 months ago
Healing isn’t 20-step morning routines and cold plunges at 5am. It’s: – Saying no when you mean no – JERFing (Just Eating Real Food) – Moving dynamically daily – Positive self talk – Circadian-rhythm maxxing – Touching grass Start there.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 months ago
Duality is power. Speak with fire. Listen with silence. Lift heavy. Float light. Be ruthless with goals and gentle with people. Wake at 5am to build empires. Sleep in ‘til noon to feel again. Share your soul in poetry. Laugh at fart jokes. Meditate on death. Dance ‘til sunrise. Be the monk and the menace. Get ripped. Get still. Take nothing seriously. Take everything sacred. Heaven and hell live in the same breath. The contrast is the clarity. Yin-Yang is the portal to a good life.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 months ago
When did we normalize air-sealing bodies in overpriced boxes, filled with formaldehyde and preservatives that poison the soil and block decay? Buried 6 feet deep, cut off from oxygen, microbes and nature. Fuck that. I’d rather be wrapped in linen cloth and laid beneath a fresh-growing tree and let the fungi feast, the roots absorb me, and return to earth FULLY. No toxins. No concrete. No coffin contract. No weird tombstones. Just a human body feeding life instead of resisting death.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 months ago
Flipped through old art magazines. A volcano on one page with some gnarly eruption. Check. Flip. Flowers with softness, vibrant colors and blooming. Check. So I grabbed the watercolors & pencils, sat with my sister at the dinner table, and let my wild psyche leak onto the page. No goal and no judgement for my “accidents.” Just presence and conversation. AND ethereal music gently playing that made the whole experience quite psychedelic. 10/10 recommend as a nervous system reset (way better than any standard American therapy). Especially when shared in stillness with someone you love.