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Christian Van Camp
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Nature-Driven Livin Performance Coach philosophizing about esoteric nutrition, fitness & natural freedom 🌴🌞🌊🥥 📍in the jungle somewhere Vital Camp Creator Community: vitalcamp.co Sovereign Vitality Retreats: biocultureretreats.com Connect with Me: cvcwellness.com
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Tell me about a health issue you healed via natural methods (and what you did):
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
The biggest flex isn’t a Lambo or six-pack. It’s giving your woman $10K/month to build her dream, even if she burns half of it on candles, cacao, and cute rebrand that doesn’t stick. Why? Because she’s glowing in femininity. Because she feels safe to create, to dance, to be a little fairy elf. Let her be the healthy homemaker goddess. Playing music, taking soothing baths, making herbal potions, nesting the space in linen and rose petals. NOT grinding in a cubicle juiced on birth control, fighting traffic and cortisol. She’s not built for the rat race (*no one really is). She’s built for Yin. And you’re built to protect that frequency as a man.
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Nutrition habits that 10x’d my life: • eating 40-50g animal protein at breakfast OR enjoying a massive bowl of hydrating organic fruit • drinking an elixir of apple cider vinegar with lemon and electrolytes/salt every rising • taking 5 deep present breaths before eating • daily probiotics from kefir, yogurt, raw milk, raw cheese, raw meat and kimchi • pairing fats (cream/raw milk) with coffee to blunt caffeine / cortisol • brisk walking for 20-30 minutes after each meal
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Chicken VS Beef 🐮🤼‍♂️🐓 Who wins for health and why?
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
You’re about to save hundreds a year when you get yourself a bidet. And save your asshole from absorbing all sorts of chemicals, PFAS & microplastics in your toilet paper. And save the planet with every flush. You’re welcome.
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
I’m not really in the modern dating scene but from the outside, it looks lost and f*cking horrible 😂 Swipe culture, hookup apps, no depth. People dating for ego hits, not for union. Not for building something sacred. Real love isn’t found in DMs and dopamine. It’s built with presence, intention, and friendship. And really working through activations/triggers, surrendering AND forgiveness. True love. Depth. A partner you admire, trust, laugh with (& live vital with!) A bond rooted in soul, not surface. That sounds like an epic relationship to me. image
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
This does more for your health than: Mouth taping & ice face baths $300 IV drips of glutathione Meditation apps Hyperbaric oxygen chambers Overpriced whoop/oura rings Red light all over your body NAD+ infusions $400/month supp stacks Cryotherapy chambers 12-step morning rituals
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Every street invites you to move. Trees lining the way, bikes everywhere, people walking with ease. The city is designed for human-centric (not toaster box) movement. No American city I’ve seen comes close to how Berlin supports health and human transportation like this. image
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Bored and stuck in scroll mode with your group? Try this instead: grab some paper, markers, pencils, pens, whatever. Each person draws one random squiggle or shape. Then pass it to the next, everyone gets a minute or two to add onto it. Keep rotating until it transforms into a hilarious, layered creation straight from the collective imagination. No rules, no pressure. Just creativity and weird extensions of everyone’s mind. Play some music in the background. Chat a bit. It’s hilarious what comes out. 😂 image
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
JERF — Just Eat Real Food. Grass-fed meats, wild fish, seasonal fruit, raw dairy, fermented goods, roots, herbs, organs, eggs.
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
I’m proud to be a (sovereign) American. 🇺🇸 You too? What else did I miss in this patriotic list?
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
If your phone isn’t on “Do Not Disturb” 24/7 and you’re still letting social media ping you all day… are you actually present, or just pretending to be?
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Look around you! It’s magnificent! A living, breathing world overflowing with LIFE FORCE. Birds, trees, plants, oceans… all in perfect harmony! You really think that just happened, without intention? The core flaw of atheism is this: the moment you reject God, you’ve already acknowledged God exists enough to deny in the first place. image
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Parasites = clean up crew. They’re transient and don’t take lease in your gut when the body is detoxed from their “food” (ie heavy metals).
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Step 1: plop spoons of butter on hot skillet Step 2: toss heaps of rosemary on the butter on the hot skillet Step 3: shred a gargantuan amount of cheese on the rosemary on the butter on the skillet Step 4: enjoy image
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
But what is it really? A digital system on global movement, cloaked in innovation? Maybe. Idk. This raises legit questions around scale, energy, & control. Curious where it goes next.
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Big Food/Ag lied about RAW eggs for years… Have you ever cracked open a raw egg and just drank it? (Oh yeah, Rocky-style). 🥚 Here’s WHY you might want to start 🥚 raw yolks are loaded with bioavailable nutrients: vitamin A, D, K2, choline, biotin, B12 and cholesterol When you scramble or overcook eggs, especially the yolk, you DESTROY many of these fragile nutrients. To all you scrambled egg lovers out there: I’m not saying STOP—but if you ONLY cook your eggs, you’re missing out on the vitality your mitochondria & gut craves. Easy to digest protein & hydration. Be considerate of ONE THING: Avidin (a protein in egg whites) binds to biotin, which helps your hair, skin, and nails, but yolks contain enough biotin to offset that in most cases. Still, balance is key. I aim for 50/50 raw and cooked eggs. And YESS, I still devour eggs cooked in raw honey, sourdough, and butter. Start small. Listen to your body. Raw yolks = liquid gold. Shoutout to @nadsunder for the organic cotton underwear (raw style — no polyester chemicals) keeping my balls happy while filming this.
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Happy Sunday & salutations to all the people who woke up without a hangover!
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
Ain’t no sunshine when she… Hits a vape, Used AirPods, Drinks tap water, Loves sunscreen, Eats seed oil junk, Wears tight polyester, Says kids aren’t for her, Loves blue light at night, Skips the stroll for scroll, Drinks alcohol every weekend, Listens to mainstream brain rot.