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Christian Van Camp
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Nature-Driven Livin Performance Coach philosophizing about esoteric nutrition, fitness & natural freedom 🌴🌞🌊🥥 📍in the jungle somewhere Vital Camp Creator Community: vitalcamp.co Sovereign Vitality Retreats: biocultureretreats.com Connect with Me: cvcwellness.com
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
What’s on YOUR grocery list? Is it building your health or slowly stealing it? 🛒 Investing in quality food isn’t “expensive”—chronic illness is.
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
Is your precious out there? Sure hope he’s not on this Smeagol level 💍 If you’re a man who is all about VITAL views (the antithesis of this) — then comment what city you’re based in, age, and favorite conspiracy below — girls can DM them if it resonates. As always — this is the RAW & REAL dating app. Not tinder. (Yes, I’ve been mentored by Gollum himself in Mordor😂)
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
“Take this for relief” (cue soft piano music, happy people frolicking in a field). Side effects may include: organ failure, brain fog, spontaneous combustion, loss of will to live… but hey, at least that nicotine itch is gone, right?
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
revering beauty & aesthetics is a potent form of gratitude image
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
When an influencer talks about detoxing in the sauna, but they wear polyester activewear.
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
Common ways microplastics enter the body (no one talks about enough): • Inorganic Apples: research shows some non-regenerative apples contain over 100,000 microplastics per gram • Food Packaging: plastic Tupperware & wraps leaches in foods • Himalayan Pink Salt: significantly more than regular table salt & “plastic-free” options • Seafood: Marine life ingests from the oceans. Choose sustainably sourced. image
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
Make Sleeping 9+ Hours Normal (Especially in Winter Months) Again
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
They really nerfed the 24/7 open public AirDrop after that update… Now how am I supposed to stealth-drop red pill memes to strangers in public? Big Tech really hates a good old-fashioned digital wake-up call.
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
What are the top 5 WORST jobs of all time? Pilot: copious amount of sedentary radiation Fast food worker: breathing in toxic slob DMV: beep beeps, dry complaints Nurse: stressed sickness, unnatural everything Trash man: you know why
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
Every minute, a garbage truck’s worth of plastic gets dumped into our oceans. They’re now in our blood, brains, balls and even placentas. Let that sink in.
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
Dangerous Pre-Workout… ⚡️🔥💪🪨🏔️ Most people are running on empty—depleted, sluggish, missing the key minerals their body craves for peak performance. Shilajit is loaded with fulvic acid, trace minerals, and natural compounds that fuel mitochondria, boost testosterone, and sharpen focus. Modern life strips us of essential nutrients—Shilajit replenishes. If you want raw energy and peak vitality, this is it. Share to light up your gym friend
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
It’s a wild feeling. I’ve been throwing content into the digital abyss for over five years now, and no matter where I go—boom—someone recognizes me. Today, it was at the airport in Mexico. Other times? Could be a tiny jungle town or a random Whole Foods. And the vibe? Exactly the same, because I don’t put on an act. Online me = real me. This is the beauty of creating—it’s not just pixels on a screen. It blends into real life. Be yourself, build, and watch the universe reflect it back. image
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
Welcome to the Primal island, brother Brent. Where there aren’t secret strange things going on hidden by Hollywood and the music industry, but happy uplifting freedom-centric things. To sovereignty! View quoted note →
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CVCWELLNESS 0 years ago
Cooking isn’t hard; you just got brainwashed. Food corporations want you dependent on UberEats and microwave sludge. Learn to make 3 solid meals—eggs and kimchi, roasted veggies with steak, a quality smoothie. Keep it simple. Real food, real energy.
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CVCWELLNESS 0 years ago
AI robot goes wild at a Chinese event. What ya think?
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CVCWELLNESS 0 years ago
The spiritual community is a wild paradox. All about “oneness” until you question their guru. Preaching ego death while flexing their enlightenment like a trophy. Gaslighting wrapped in love & light. It’s less about true inner work, more about optics. Stay grounded, stay real.
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CVCWELLNESS 0 years ago
Which of these “foods” do you eat? What are your favorites? Let us know below. Bottled-up seed oil sludge or pasture-raised eggs loaded with bioavailable nutrients? Lab-grown, barely digestible mush or grass-fed beef from cows that actually lived a real life? Factory-made sugar pills packed with fake flavors or organic fruit with enough life force to sprout a tree? Chemical-laced grain fillers and gut-gluing gums or enzyme-rich nourishment straight from nature’s design? The choice is yours. 75% of people are fueling themselves with ultra-processed slop, thinking it’s food. But real food is simple, whole, and meant to serve your body—not work against it.
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CVCWELLNESS 0 years ago
Your joints aren’t falling apart from “aging.” They’re falling apart because you sit like a folded pretzel all day and never train connective tissue. Strengthen with collagen, silica (horsetail or bamboo extract), magnesium, and vitamin C. Load-bearing exercises, sprints, and hanging from a bar activating core to rebuild your structure. Stop walking like a tin man by 40. Mobility isn’t optional. image