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Christian Van Camp
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Nature-Driven Livin Performance Coach philosophizing about esoteric nutrition, fitness & natural freedom 🌴🌞🌊🥥 📍in the jungle somewhere Vital Camp Creator Community: vitalcamp.co Sovereign Vitality Retreats: biocultureretreats.com Connect with Me: cvcwellness.com
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CVCWELLNESS 3 days ago
I’m still so flabbergasted at how retarded people are thinking the sun causes cancer.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 days ago
We grew up thinking that living in the city is “normal.” Concrete, noise, rushing, linear everything, screens everywhere: that became the standard. And somehow, living close to the Earth, growing food, moving with the sun, listening to the wind… got labeled as “radical” Wonder how deeply we were conditioned to believe that disconnection is progress, and that returning to the natural rhythm of life means going backwards… when in reality, it’s the most natural honest way of living. 🌞
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CVCWELLNESS 5 days ago
One of the biggest psyops of our time? Telling women they need to pump synthetic hormones into their bodies year-round… when they can only get pregnant 6 DAYS a month! That’s right. EVEN if you bust inside her, conception’s only even possible a few days outta 30. Meanwhile, men slap petroleum-laced latex over their lingam in fear, coating their skin in endocrine disruptors, and thinking that’s the safe route? Learn your biology. Track cycles. Build real trust. Return to nature.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 week ago
Women often say they want a man who is emotionally available. Then the moment he finally shares his fear, hurt, insecurity, or disappointment, they lose respect for him. Not consciously. But many women were never taught how to hold a man's emotions without trying to fix, dismiss, judge, or weaponize them later. A man's heart isn't weaker because he opens it. The real question is whether it's safe for him to.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 week ago
Tell me the most insane esoteric knowledge you know.
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CVCWELLNESS 2 weeks ago
We’re living in STRANGE times where exhausted, hormonally wrecked, distracted humans are considered “normal” while vitality is rare. Men are low in testosterone. Women are burnt out. Gut issues, anxiety, brain fog, infertility, stress everywhere. I genuinely believe God designed us for vitality, clarity, strength, peace, community, and purpose… not ultra-processed sludge. Stop disrespecting yourself. Stop disrespecting God.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 weeks ago
A solid perspective for you: question everything. Question how you live today. Question what you believe is “normal” Question “authorities” Question mainstream news, music, TV. Question your ability to question. More questions, less definites. That makes life infinite.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 month ago
imagine spending 5 years at university just to realize you’re an animal who just wants unclothed sun, sweat, peaceful air & being feral/wild/full retard with people who actually get it
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CVCWELLNESS 2 months ago
Create before you consume. Most people scroll for hours waiting to feel inspired. Post something. Write something. Record something. Momentum shows up after action, not before it.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 months ago
Things feel off right now and people can sense it, even if they can’t explain it.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 months ago
community used to mean shared land, shared food, shared purpose. now it’s group chats & “let’s catch up soon.” then people wonder why they feel off. you are not meant to do this alone.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 months ago
New Year’s resolution in January: quit sugar, gym 6x/week, meditate daily. New Year’s reality: it’s 28°F and you’re eating “just one more” pastry indoors. Spring hits… suddenly you want sunlight, movement, fruit, real food. Body was never lazy, just out of season!
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CVCWELLNESS 3 months ago
“balanced diet” apparently means cereal in the morning and seed oils at night but raw milk is the dangerous one. makes sense. keep the population inflamed, then sell them medications covered by insurance.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 months ago
January 1st was always a weird time to “reinvent your life.” Dark, cold, nothing in nature moving… but yeah, NEW YEAR NEW YOU! The real reset is now, March 20th; Spring Equinox! Sun’s back, earth’s waking up, your body actually has energy again! Wow! The calendar got shifted long ago anyway. October used to be the 8th (“oct”). December the 10th (“dec”). Then taxes showed up and everything got thrown off. No wonder the year feels rushed and forced. Try building habits when things are growing, not when you’re shivering. This is the real new year. Start here. Start now!
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
Put a pig in a climate-controlled cage with unlimited feed & zero predators… you get a soft, pink, sleepy creature. No need for armor. No need for tusks. No need for tough skin. Now let domestic pigs go WILD. Within generations (sometimes faster) they start shifting. Thicker hair. Leaner frames. Longer snouts. Tusks grow more pronounced. Behavior sharpens. Alert. Reactive. Feral boar energy returns. Same species line. Different environment. Different expression. That’s adaptive biology & epigenetics; Genes don’t disappear, they just wait to be active. Now zoom out: Put humans in fluorescent boxes, feed them hyper-palatable slop, remove sunlight, remove resistance, remove community, remove purpose… and we call the outcome “normal.” Low drive. Soft posture. Anxious minds. Docile spirits. No predators. No land. No real friction. Then we wonder why the edge dulls. Put that same human in sun, under physical load, around tribe, with self-responsibility, primal movement, real skill, potent risk… watch what comes back online. Not because we’re pigs but because biology adapts to the habitat you build. You don’t lose your “wild.” You just stop using it.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
Quick question: If you wouldn’t hold a Wi-Fi router against your temple for 6 hours (let alone a minute)— why is it normal when it’s smaller & white? Wireless earbuds run on 2.4 GHz — SAME frequency band as routers and microwaves. It’s low power, yes. But duration + proximity matter. Most people use them daily, inches from the brain. A 2019 review (PMID: 31551164) linked non-thermal RF exposure to oxidative stress; cellular strain tied to inflammation and neurological wear. Research also suggests RF may influence voltage-gated calcium channels and even blood–brain barrier permeability (PMID: 12948762). Meanwhile, your nervous system evolved around Earth’s ~7.83 Hz background resonance (not billions of pulses per second). Older human data (PMID: 739990) showed measurable brainwave changes from low-level RF. Not panic. Just pattern recognition. I’ll take the cord. image
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
I can’t be bought. I can’t be scared off. I’m going to keep going.
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CVCWELLNESS 5 months ago
A man who spends his 20s gaming, scrolling, drinking, eating slop and avoiding the entrepreneurial/purpose-driven truth in him… is (pineal-calcified) confused when he’s single in a small apartment, can’t get a boner, and no woman takes him seriously at 35.
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CVCWELLNESS 5 months ago
Men struggle with emotional expression not because they “lack feelings,” but because men are programmed to contain them. Men evolved to stay steady under pressure. To hold the line. To be the calm during chaos. Women are not programmed to carry a man’s emotional storms. They’re wired to feel him, not fix him. This is why men must learn emotional responsibility. Not to become “softer,” but to become stronger containers for intimacy. A man who can feel without flooding builds relationships that feel orgasmic in all ways.
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CVCWELLNESS 6 months ago
The holidays are wild. People will spend three months stressed, broke, under-slept, and overstimulated… just to give each other plastic objects that end up in a drawer by New Year’s. But yeah, I’m the crazy one.