MAKE IT STOP, PLEASE, WE CAN SMELL THE DESPERATION THROUGH OUR PHONES. THIS MOVE IS THE SALES EQUIVALENT OF HOW YOUTUBERS SELL JOURNALS. YOU KNOW, THEY READ IT ON A BLOG. AND SO THEY SELL JOURNALS. TO SELL SOMETHING. SAM ALTERED THE SUBALTERN TAKES SALES ADVICE FROM YOUTUBER BLOGS TITLED “FIVE WAYS TO MONETIZE YOUR CONTENTLESS CONTENT THAT TAKE TEN MINUTES OR LESS.” IN OTHER AI NEWS THEY PUT ED ZITRON ON BLOOMBERG!

we’ll dissolve/disband/repossess/redirect U.S. involvement in this company, no worries. NIMBY. sorry, petey, hasta la vista!

NOT BECERRA!!! I WILL VOTE HILTON OVER BECERRA. HILTON ALSO FOR PG&E BREAK-UP & SUPPORTING LOCAL UTILITIES. PG&E SPENDING TO PROMOTE BECERRA—>HE WILL DO NOTHING. SLEEPY LAST MINUTE STEYER VOTERS STILL TO BE COUNTED.

Hey Peter Thiel: JD VANCE Just Didn’t adVANCE data centers stopped/blocked public mocks your lectures public mocks Karp’s everything PALANTIR LOST WAR IN IRAN Surveillance Failed State PALANTIR LOSING WAR IN LEBANON PALANTIR WILL LOSE US CONTRACTS SOON TECH NO KING ‘BOUT TO TAKE YO’ BLING!!!! But seriously, I think we U.S. citizens should sue Thiel & companies like Palantir, because they used tech developed by the government, funded by taxpayers, to privately create these companies, without contracts with us. WHICH MEANS: WE OWN YOU & YOUR CAPITAL. NO CAP. 🧢

THE DUTCH EAST INDIA COMPANY TRADED HUMAN BEINGS!!! SLAVE TRADERS!!!! Ok, MILEI//MELEE, you have now IRRITATED ME FULLY with your NON-SENSE. Really & Truly. Peter, look, take the “L.” Things did not go your way here in the U.S. You may get arrested soon & won’t even be able to set foot here, or do business, and that may happen sooner than you think. Putting your chips in this MELEE will go EVEN WORSE for you. (And yes—we are all grossed out to have to learn you have two daughters. I’m assuming you took an X for each to concoct them but what do I know about it…) IN ANY EVENT I HEREBY DECLARE ARGENTINA TO BE A FREE & SOVEREIGN NATION AND CALL FOR AN IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT END TO ALL ASSOCIATIONS WITH NAZIS, HUMAN TRAFFICKERS, AND SLAVERS, AND FOR THE TERRITORY TO NEVER PERMIT THE USE OF NON-HUMAN ENTITIES TO CONTROL AND ENSLAVE HUMAN BEINGS. ALL THOSE ENGAGED IN SUCH CRIMINAL PRACTICES WILL PROMPTLY BE DETAINED, TRIED, AND IF FOUND GUILTY: IMPRISONED. YOU HAVE BEEN PUT ON NOTICE. THANK YOU!

who knew barack obama was running for governor of california???

i voted for the billionaire white dude TOM STEYER. & i hope he advances & shows PG&E WHO IS BOSS. i voted today btw so still to be counted—

boss: please use ai we are tracking your ai use employee: ok (he-he) boss: please stop using ai for the sake of using ai employee: ok (tee-hee) boss: make better products employee: for ai?

Can we get a Tom Johnson in the White House TO TRAIN??? (YEAH I SAID IT.)

AI MELEE —> MELEI’D ok so lemme get this straight—all the hullabaloo about ai taking jobs was modelled initially by chatgpt-4? isn’t that objective. (at skydeck incubator we had a session by a tech marketer on “creating your news” by investing in studies.) so this is the same as tobacco companies funding studies concluding that smoking is healthy. ***peter, can you please take sam with you to argentina? you both can happily get (javier) meleed.*** WHAT BOLLOCKS. Thank you, Michelle Yin & Co. https://michelleyin.org/publications/AI%20measurement/w35110_AI%20measurement%20error%202026%20april.pdf

How (un)Stable Are LLM Occupational Exposure Scores?

AI exposure scores vary 3.6-fold across models. The policies built on them are unstable. Yin, Vu, and Persico (2026).

Wait, hold up—a member of Congress ACTUALLY STOOD UP FOR CONGRESSIONAL RIGHTS? Drove by this building a little while ago. ACTIVATIONS.

the Guardian

US judge orders removal of Trump

Judge rules that Washington DC performing arts venue cannot be renamed without an act of Congress

WHAT DO FAST ATTACKS & BOOMERS, MELTING ICE SWAN SCULPTURES & THE FTC ALL HAVE IN COMMON—-> THIS VIDEO. “FU** A BANK I NEED A TWENTY YEAR WATER TANK!” —2001 OH THE NOSTALGIA

DAY I AM HERE. YEAR I WAS BORN. DAY I WAS BORN. YEAR PLUS NINE. ON KAWARA: THRU THE REALMS—

STATE OF THE NATIONTOP why a desktop + not a deskcomp— a laptop + not a lapcomp. hunter’s laptop was a harddrive— what a softstroll state of affairs. (state of the nationtop, driving off a spliff)

WAYMORE My Dad is a taxi driver in San Francisco. He loves driving around the city, like he genuinely enjoys it. He stuck with yellow cab, even when his medallion plunged in value. If he sees anyone under the age of seventy flagging him down he knows their phone battery is out. Never went for the driving apps—doesn’t like them at all. He loves Waymo, though. He says they are so polite: they give you the right of way, recognize when you are giving them the right of way, don’t honk, shout, or argue. He said he waves to them, sometimes. I guess he likes them more than most other San Francisco drivers. He said he’s fine with them taking his job. He’s about to retire anyway, but still, he’s being sincere.

wake up and smell the kovfefe. “we’re not the high school bully, we’re the weird kid who may or may not have a gun…we’re not the quarterback, we’re not Top Gun, we’re not Tom Cruise…we can’t even make a movie anymore…” “the swagger will get us killed…”