You’re not Claire Rachel Wilkinson how dare you get me excited. Christian music too. Smdh.
Fuck, Velcro was such a banger.
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Formerly employed by the Pope of Eruke. Diagnosed with a vague and grave disease by Dr. Sam Goldfarb. Misdiagnosed as ENTJ-T by web quizzes.
An affliction tee that says affection instead.
An affliction tee that says affection instead.
A clueless man is hired by the DNC as a consultant and they all love his hastily constructed idea that the left needs a liberal Grok.
AI episode of the office. Michael Scott starts telling his LLM jokes and thinks a he’s a comedic genius and then they update it to be less sycophantic before his open mic.
On 2011-11-30 at 20:08:45 +0000 I tweeted, "We need a Hitler for stupid people." and I think it monkey-pawed this whole thing. I'm sorry.
Bring back the Sonic creamery shakes.
Subway take: energy drinks should taste a little bad.
What’s twink death but for attention whores? Because I went through that and that’s why I don’t post photos of me anymore. I think it’s why I mostly stopped writing too. I don’t want to be known.
Has Caran d'Ache discontinued every pencil but the Grafwood?
Telegram is such a weird app because you can see the last time people in your contacts bought drugs.
Boy you smell like an ass smoking a cigarette hit the showers. Emphasis on the last ‘s’ there.
My favorite pencil was discontinued last year and I don’t know what I’m going to do.
I washed my teeth and brushed my butt. It’s time to sleep.
Remember when we all thought the worst president of the 21st century would be first one elected.
I support Data’s center 
I was in the running for CIA's unreliable person of [CLASSIFIED], but then I never returned their calls and like I didn’t think I was qualified for the job they were offering me…
Where is the cancel my order and cover me in rocks because I think my Dasher is going to hate me button?
Within the next 48 hours.