I was in the running for CIA's unreliable person of [CLASSIFIED], but then I never returned their calls and like I didn’t think I was qualified for the job they were offering me…
I need a new scent. I ordered a sampler pack from an instagram place (Fulton and Roak) and they were not great. If I were in France I’d just go to a store, but I’m in Houston.
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I just didn’t post a joke about the president because I don’t want to end up on a list, but yeah everything is chill in America and there’s no reason to be afraid.
Getting McDonald’s delivered at 4 am should be a public good/service. Cheese egg biscuits for everyone! Put a hash brown on it. Apple pies are for breakfast. HOTCAKES!