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Formerly employed by the Pope of Eruke. Diagnosed with a vague and grave disease by Dr. Sam Goldfarb. Misdiagnosed as ENTJ-T by web quizzes.
I was in the running for CIA's unreliable person of [CLASSIFIED], but then I never returned their calls and like I didn’t think I was qualified for the job they were offering me…
Where is the cancel my order and cover me in rocks because I think my Dasher is going to hate me button?
I feel like if we could get Low T trump to catch on he would start taking HGH, Ozempic, estrogen blockers, and testosterone which would be funny.
I heard some old guy call Home Depot woke because they hire “lesbians with pronouns.” Which sounds like the band name for a trio of industry plants.
I heard some old guy call Home Depot woke because they hire “lesbians with pronouns.” Which sounds like the band name for a trio of industry plants.
I need a new scent. I ordered a sampler pack from an instagram place (Fulton and Roak) and they were not great. If I were in France I’d just go to a store, but I’m in Houston.
Nugenix Powerthirst Testostorone water-enhancing powder with Man-BOOST technology text MANJUICE to 42069 for your complimentary tub with free man-sized measuring cup. Nugenix Powerthirst Testostorone water-enhancing powder with Man-BOOST technology: Yes it’s supposed to be gritty we’re fucking men
Melania chasing Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie out of low-T Trump’s bathroom mirror while yelling, “No! I won’t like it Frank!”
I just didn’t post a joke about the president because I don’t want to end up on a list, but yeah everything is chill in America and there’s no reason to be afraid.
If you’re going to start a pissing contest I’ll just shit in your boot.
Getting McDonald’s delivered at 4 am should be a public good/service. Cheese egg biscuits for everyone! Put a hash brown on it. Apple pies are for breakfast. HOTCAKES!
10 minutes of Trump bragging that he can always tell if something is cold, damp, or both. Not many people can.