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Formerly employed by the Pope of Eruke. Diagnosed with a vague and grave disease by Dr. Sam Goldfarb. Misdiagnosed as ENTJ-T by web quizzes.
I feel like if we could get Low T trump to catch on he would start taking HGH, Ozempic, estrogen blockers, and testosterone which would be funny.
I heard some old guy call Home Depot woke because they hire “lesbians with pronouns.” Which sounds like the band name for a trio of industry plants.
I need a new scent. I ordered a sampler pack from an instagram place (Fulton and Roak) and they were not great. If I were in France I’d just go to a store, but I’m in Houston.
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Nugenix Powerthirst Testostorone water-enhancing powder with Man-BOOST technology: Yes it’s supposed to be gritty we’re fucking men
Melania chasing Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie out of low-T Trump’s bathroom mirror while yelling, “No! I won’t like it Frank!”
I just didn’t post a joke about the president because I don’t want to end up on a list, but yeah everything is chill in America and there’s no reason to be afraid.
Demanding Net 120 is crazy to me.
Fuck yo-yos are fun.
If you’re going to start a pissing contest I’ll just shit in your boot.
PPV Mukbang creator salary
I want to move to Chiraq.
Getting McDonald’s delivered at 4 am should be a public good/service. Cheese egg biscuits for everyone! Put a hash brown on it. Apple pies are for breakfast. HOTCAKES!
10 minutes of Trump bragging that he can always tell if something is cold, damp, or both. Not many people can.
Leather couches and seats should be banned anywhere it get above 85℉ it’s a public safety issue. Because if I have to peel my arm off this couch one more time everyone is in danger.
I bet there’s a jug band or two that would play that event.
Claude, read all my posts and convince me to log off.
Everything should be a daybed. Being completely horizontal while not in bed should be normalized.
I’m now open to any and all no-show employment opportunities.