Leather couches and seats should be banned anywhere it get above 85℉ it’s a public safety issue. Because if I have to peel my arm off this couch one more time everyone is in danger.

I bet there’s a jug band or two that would play that event.

Claude, read all my posts and convince me to log off.

Everything should be a daybed. Being completely horizontal while not in bed should be normalized.

I’m now open to any and all no-show employment opportunities.

That’s not a morning energy drink flavor that’s more of an afternoon energy drink flavor.

It’s very early and I don’t know what to do with myself.

Was Victorian smut like: I’ve always said, “to each their own.” concerning sexual perversions. Thinking I’d never have “my own”, but then I met her wanting to be owned. It was complicated at first, but she did teach me to see her less than even a woman. She likes to be called rover and turned over.

Driving while bawling my eyes out listening to Collxtion I by Allie X (2015).

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Collxtion I by Allie X

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Look I wrote something for my website (yes it’s about the app I made).

Gratitude - Toffer D. Brutechild, HSD-SC