I got an email that I’ll be paying $50 for mastodon a year instead of $20 which is ridiculous because I always forget I pay for it anyway. I can forget $20 but $50 that’s, huh. Yeah with inflation that’s like a price decrease.
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Formerly employed by the Pope of Eruke. Diagnosed with a vague and grave disease by Dr. Sam Goldfarb. Misdiagnosed as ENTJ-T by web quizzes.
AI is evil. Who would literally kill an entire rainforest just to see if someone still makes music? We have no more rainforest now and it’s all because of Jessie and The Toy Boys. Smdh.
I still want those fucking pixelated glasses. No not those. The one from the album cover stupid. No I will not link it or give you context void.
You’re not Claire Rachel Wilkinson how dare you get me excited. Christian music too. Smdh.
Fuck, Velcro was such a banger.
An affliction tee that says affection instead.
An affliction tee that says affection instead.
A clueless man is hired by the DNC as a consultant and they all love his hastily constructed idea that the left needs a liberal Grok.
AI episode of the office. Michael Scott starts telling his LLM jokes and thinks a he’s a comedic genius and then they update it to be less sycophantic before his open mic.
On 2011-11-30 at 20:08:45 +0000 I tweeted, "We need a Hitler for stupid people." and I think it monkey-pawed this whole thing. I'm sorry.
Bring back the Sonic creamery shakes.
Subway take: energy drinks should taste a little bad.
What’s twink death but for attention whores? Because I went through that and that’s why I don’t post photos of me anymore. I think it’s why I mostly stopped writing too. I don’t want to be known.
Has Caran d'Ache discontinued every pencil but the Grafwood?
Telegram is such a weird app because you can see the last time people in your contacts bought drugs.
Boy you smell like an ass smoking a cigarette hit the showers. Emphasis on the last ‘s’ there.
My favorite pencil was discontinued last year and I don’t know what I’m going to do.
I washed my teeth and brushed my butt. It’s time to sleep.
Remember when we all thought the worst president of the 21st century would be first one elected.
I support Data’s center 