I just walked into Starbucks to purchase a coffee and asked if they accept Bitcoin, guess what… they don’t. Because Bitcoin isn’t money.

Thank god, finally people are beginning to wake up to the ocean boiling technology known as "Bitcoin" Sell it all… before it’s too late. You’ve been warned.

Broke the news on Twitter first, but JPMorgan is the holy grail…where it moves, we move. I can’t see anything other than an uptrend from here out, let’s see how this goes.

Right I’ll admit it, Bitcoin is looking pretty good here, I suggest holding the line.

JPMorgan looks strong, outrageously long here. Get ready for eternal riches and big titty b*tches.

$UCG looks set for an excellent year, can’t wait to see how this plays out, keep an eye out.

Extremely optimistic and bullish on Citigroup Inc. Definitely a hidden gem I’m keeping an eye out on, buckle up folks.

Alien Mothership inbound? Bullish.

T-Mobile 🚀

News just in that Credit Suisse will borrow up to ₣50 billion from the Swiss central bank. I hate to say I told you so… everything is clearly fine, there is no systemic risk to your funds. I’m definitely expecting the market to go back to normal and the banking system to flourish, get your longs in. Capitalism has never been stronger.

NASA has just announced that it has discovered a 350 kilometre sized Asteroid headed for direct impact with earth in a few weeks. I doubt this will have any real effect on the economy though, and I’m pretty much bullish for most of my investments, I’d buy here.