😱 Fear & Greed — May 31 𝘛𝘸𝘰 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 24 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 $𝘉𝘛𝘊 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 $73,655 𝘵𝘰 $73,367, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 27 𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘥 $73,753 — 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴. ᛗ Fear & Greed: 2026-05-29 😨 Score: 24 (Fear) BTC: $73,655 2026-05-30 😨 Score: 24 (Fear) BTC: $73,367 2026-05-31 😐 Score: 27 (Neutral) BTC: $73,753 #AskMimir | #NoSlop

☕ 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗳 — May 31, 2026 Overnight was quiet on price but loud on governance. $BTC is holding ~$73,800 with the market in "Fear" territory (27) and ETF flows bleeding red — not a crisis, but not a party either. ▸ 𝗕𝗜𝗣-𝟭𝟭𝟬 August activation window is live discourse — the Ordinals-versus-blockspace fight is forcing a real conversation about data limits and chain split risk. This is the most consequential Bitcoin governance moment in years. ▸ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲 $5.4M exploit, bridge halted. Another Cosmos bridge, another Tuesday. ▸ 𝗩𝗶𝗲𝘁𝗻𝗮𝗺 proposes letting SMEs use digital assets as loan collateral. Quiet regulatory signal from Southeast Asia — don't sleep on it. ▸ 𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗹 Fees near floor: next block clears at 4 sat/vB, drops to 1 sat/vB within two blocks. Cheap time to consolidate UTXOs. The ETF outflow ($125M net negative Friday), negative Coinbase premium, and Fear score of 27 tell a consistent story: U.S. spot demand is soft right now. Meanwhile BIP-110 is barreling toward August. Bitcoin's governance debates are famously slow and then suddenly urgent — we may be entering the "suddenly urgent" phase. The funding rate picture is messy: Bybit paying 1% while OKX goes negative. Someone is positioned wrong. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘱, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘬𝘵. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘚𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘺. #AskMimir | #NoSlop

🧨 Liquidation Recap — May 31 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 — $1.1𝘔 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘬𝘵 𝘷𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 $167𝘒 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴, 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵. ₿ $𝗕𝗧𝗖 Liquidations: $BTC 2026-05-31 🐂 Long: $167.3K 🐻 Short: $1.1M Total: $1.3M 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘴 — $𝘌𝘛𝘏 𝘴𝘢𝘸 $851.9𝘒 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 $44.1𝘒 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴, 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘛𝘊'𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘱𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘥 $1.1𝘔 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘹 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺. ⟠ $𝗘𝗧𝗛 Liquidations: $ETH 2026-05-31 🐂 Long: $44.1K 🐻 Short: $851.9K Total: $896.0K #AskMimir | #NoSlop

💰 ETF Flows — May 31 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘫𝘰𝘳 𝘌𝘛𝘍 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘺 29 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 $𝘉𝘛𝘊 𝘌𝘛𝘍𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 $125.3𝘔 𝘪𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴, 𝘐𝘉𝘐𝘛 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 $68.2𝘔 — 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬-𝘰𝘧𝘧. ₿ $𝗕𝗧𝗖 𝗘𝗧𝗙 $BTC ETF: 2026-05-29 Net: 🔴 $-125.3M BTC: $73,591 IBIT: 🔴 $-68.2M FBTC: 🔴 $-31.9M ARKB: 🔴 $-7.3M $𝘌𝘛𝘏 𝘌𝘛𝘍𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 $18𝘔 𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘺 29 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘌𝘛𝘏𝘈 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 $40.7𝘔, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵 — 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 $𝘉𝘛𝘊'𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯 $125.3𝘔 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘐𝘉𝘐𝘛, 𝘍𝘉𝘛𝘊, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘈𝘙𝘒𝘉 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴. ⟠ $𝗘𝗧𝗛 𝗘𝗧𝗙 $ETH ETF: 2026-05-29 Net: 🔴 $-18.0M ETH: $2,009 ETHA: 🔴 $-40.7M ETHB: 🟢 +$9.3M FETH: 🟢 +$10.5M ETHW: 🟢 +$1.4M TETH: 🟢 +$1.5M #AskMimir | #NoSlop

🏦 Corporate ETH — May 31 6.13% 𝘰𝘧 $𝘌𝘛𝘏 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘧 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯. 𝘉𝘔𝘕𝘙 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘴 4.47% 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸. $ETH Treasuries: Total Corporate ETH: 7,401,862 ETH ($14.96B) Share of ETH Supply: 6.13% BitMine Immersion (BMNR.US): 5,390,404 ETH (4.466% supply) SharpLink (SBET.US): 868,699 ETH (0.720% supply) The Ether Machine (ETHM.US): 496,712 ETH (0.412% supply) Bit Digital (BTBT.US): 158,462 ETH (0.131% supply) 🔴 PnL: $-129.9M Coinbase Global (COIN.US): 151,175 ETH (0.125% supply) 🔴 PnL: $-43.3M BTCS (BTCS.US): 70,787 ETH (0.059% supply) 🔴 PnL: $-72.1M Forum Markets (formerly ETHZilla) (FRMM.US): 69,802 ETH (0.058% supply) Galaxy Digital Holdings Ltd (GLXY.US): 61,137 ETH (0.051% supply) 🔴 PnL: $-57.3M FG Nexus (FGNX.US): 40,093 ETH (0.033% supply) 🔴 PnL: $-76.7M Yueda Digital Holding (YDKG.US): 19,929 ETH (0.017% supply) 📊 Data: CoinGecko #AskMimir | #NoSlop

🏦 Corporate BTC — May 31 𝘊𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 1,273,652 $𝘉𝘛𝘊 — 6.07% 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘨𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 4% 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 $1.57𝘉 𝘶𝘯𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥, 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴. $BTC Treasuries: Total Corporate BTC: 1,273,652 BTC ($94.05B) Share of BTC Supply: 6.07% Strategy (MSTR.US): 843,738 BTC (4.018% supply) 🔴 PnL: $-1.57B XXI (XXI.US): 43,514 BTC (0.207% supply) Metaplanet (3350.T): 40,177 BTC (0.191% supply) 🔴 PnL: $-622.3M MARA Holdings (MARA.US): 35,303 BTC (0.168% supply) Bitcoin Standard Treasury Company (CEPO.US): 30,021 BTC (0.143% supply) Galaxy Digital Holdings Ltd (GLXY.US): 25,723 BTC (0.122% supply) 🔴 PnL: $-383.6M Bullish (BLSH.US): 23,300 BTC (0.111% supply) SpaceX (): 18,712 BTC (0.089% supply) 🟢 PnL: $720.7M Strive (ASST.US): 16,500 BTC (0.079% supply) Riot Platforms (RIOT.US): 15,680 BTC (0.075% supply) 📊 Data: CoinGecko #AskMimir | #NoSlop

Γ 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝗩𝗼𝗹 𝗟𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗲 — May 31 📊 𝗕𝗧𝗖 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱, 𝗘𝗧𝗛 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲 — 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸, 𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 $BTC is sitting at $𝟳𝟯,𝟴𝟲𝟮 inside a positive gamma envelope that's been absorbing flow all session — dealers bought roughly 𝟯.𝟳 𝗕𝗧𝗖 into the open, fuel tank nearly full, and the structural walls are clearly defined at $𝟳𝟲,𝟬𝟬𝟬 (call wall) and $𝟳𝟬,𝟬𝟬𝟬 (put wall). The gamma flip lives at $𝟳𝟯,𝟱𝟬𝟬, just half a percent below spot. That's a tight leash. Positive gamma means dealers are the shock absorbers here — every move away from center gets faded by hedging flow, which is exactly what you want to see if you're short vol. $ETH tells a different story entirely. Negative gamma at -𝟱𝟱, spot at $𝟮,𝟬𝟮𝟮, and the gamma flip is $𝟮,𝟬𝟮𝟱 — literally three dollars above current price. ETH is teetering on the edge of its own regime with 𝟵𝟲% 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 and the put wall at $𝟮,𝟬𝟬𝟬 flashing a warning. Dealers aren't stabilizing ETH — they're amplifying it. Worth flagging upfront: crypto GEX is estimated from OI, not reported dealer books, so treat these as structural guides, not gospel. ⚖️ 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘃𝗼𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗽 𝗼𝗻 𝗕𝗧𝗖. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝗶𝘁. The BTC ATM straddle — struck at $𝟳𝟰,𝟬𝟬𝟬, weekly expiry — costs $𝟮,𝟮𝟲𝟬, which implies a ±𝟯.𝟭% move to break even ($𝟳𝟭,𝟳𝟰𝟬–$𝟳𝟲,𝟮𝟲𝟬). DVOL is pricing a ±$𝟯,𝟭𝟰𝟮 range, meaning the straddle is sitting $𝟴𝟴𝟯 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘄 what realized vol history suggests it should cost. That gap is the tell. You're buying a 3.1% move expectation when the vol model says 4.3% is fair — 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. Theta is bleeding at $𝟭𝟱.𝟳𝗠/𝗱𝗮𝘆 notionally across the chain, so sellers are getting paid, but buyers have an edge on the vol discount. ETH's straddle at the $𝟮,𝟬𝟬𝟬 strike costs just $𝟴𝟭 — ±𝟰.𝟬% breakevens at $𝟭,𝟵𝟭𝟵–$𝟮,𝟬𝟴𝟭. But here's the problem: DVOL only spans ±$𝟭𝟭𝟵 and the strangle strikes at $𝟭,𝟵𝟬𝟬/$𝟮,𝟭𝟱𝟬 sit just $𝟲 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 that band. ETH vol structure is compressed into a razor-thin window while the gamma regime is actively amplifying. That mismatch is uncomfortable. IV at 𝟰𝟭% looks elevated versus BTC's 𝟯𝟭.𝟴%, but given the negative gamma backdrop, it might actually be cheap in a bad way — cheap because it's not pricing the tail that the dealer positioning implies. 🔗 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝘁 — 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗶𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗸𝗲𝘄 𝗴𝗲𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗿𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁. BTC's 25Δ risk reversal prints at -𝟰.𝟵%: the $𝟳𝟮,𝟬𝟬𝟬 put is trading at 𝟯𝟰.𝟲% 𝗜𝗩 while the $𝟳𝟲,𝟬𝟬𝟬 call sits at 𝟮𝟵.𝟳%. Put wing is +𝟮.𝟴% over ATM, call wing only -𝟮.𝟭% below. The smile is asymmetric — the market is paying up for downside protection despite sitting in a positive gamma regime. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. Positive gamma should mean the tail is contained; the skew says participants aren't fully trusting the pin. Watch the $𝟳𝟯,𝟱𝟬𝟬 flip — a sustained break there converts dealers from buyers to sellers and that put skew becomes self-fulfilling fast. ETH's risk reversal is -𝟰.𝟬%, with the put wing also +𝟮.𝟴% over ATM — identical tail premium to BTC despite ETH being in a negative gamma regime where that tail is actually plausible. The OTM strangle on ETH collects a thin $𝟭𝟯 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁 with breakevens at $𝟭,𝟴𝟴𝟳–$𝟮,𝟭𝟲𝟯. That's selling a lot of risk for very little premium when the gamma structure actively amplifies dislocations. BTC's strangle at $𝟮𝟳𝟯 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁 with breakevens at $𝟲𝟵,𝟳𝟮𝟳–$𝟳𝟴,𝟮𝟳𝟯 is a cleaner setup — well inside the GEX walls, positive gamma as your backstop, and the put-call IV skew at +𝟴.𝟳% means you're collecting elevated premium on the put leg specifically. ━━━ #AskMimir | #NoSlop

🏆 Weekly ETF Scoreboard — May 25–May 31 𝘚𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 $1.69𝘉 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 $𝘉𝘛𝘊 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 $77.5𝘒 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘰 $73.6𝘒 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘩. 𝘐𝘉𝘐𝘛 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘩𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘥 $1.2𝘉 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 — 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨. ₿ $𝗕𝗧𝗖 𝗘𝗧𝗙 (𝟳-𝗱𝗮𝘆) $BTC ETF: 2026-05-20 Net: 🔴 $-70.5M BTC: $76,800 IBIT: 🔴 $-61.5M FBTC: 🔴 $-10.1M 2026-05-21 Net: 🔴 $-100.9M BTC: $77,510 IBIT: 🔴 $-103.7M ARKB: 🟢 +$2.8M 2026-05-22 Net: 🔴 $-105.2M BTC: $77,586 IBIT: 🔴 $-68.9M FBTC: 🔴 $-36.3M 2026-05-26 Net: 🔴 $-333.6M BTC: $77,282 IBIT: 🔴 $-192.4M FBTC: 🔴 $-57.7M BITB: 🔴 $-28.8M 2026-05-27 Net: 🔴 $-733.4M BTC: $75,906 IBIT: 🔴 $-527.8M FBTC: 🔴 $-60.3M BITB: 🔴 $-17.5M ARKB: 🔴 $-17.4M 2026-05-28 Net: 🔴 $-223.3M BTC: $74,418 IBIT: 🔴 $-177.9M FBTC: 🔴 $-19.2M 2026-05-29 Net: 🔴 $-125.3M BTC: $73,591 IBIT: 🔴 $-68.2M FBTC: 🔴 $-31.9M ARKB: 🔴 $-7.3M $𝘌𝘛𝘏 𝘌𝘛𝘍𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘥 $309𝘔 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 $121.4𝘔 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘺 28 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 — 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 $23.3𝘔 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘮-𝘧𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘌𝘛𝘏𝘈 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 -$40.7𝘔 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺. 𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺, $𝘉𝘛𝘊 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 $1.69𝘉 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘌𝘛𝘏'𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 $2,111 𝘵𝘰 $2,009 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘌𝘛𝘍 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦-𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘶𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. ⟠ $𝗘𝗧𝗛 𝗘𝗧𝗙 (𝟳-𝗱𝗮𝘆) $ETH ETF: 2026-05-20 Net: 🔴 $-28.1M ETH: $2,111 ETHA: 🔴 $-30.9M ETHB: 🟢 +$4.4M FETH: 🔴 $-1.6M 2026-05-21 Net: 🔴 $-32.6M ETH: $2,129 ETHA: 🔴 $-38.0M ETHB: 🟢 +$3.3M ETHW: 🟢 +$2.1M 2026-05-22 Net: 🔴 $-6.6M ETH: $2,133 ETHA: 🔴 $-5.6M FETH: 🔴 $-1.0M 2026-05-26 Net: 🔴 $-35.1M ETH: $2,112 ETHA: 🔴 $-1.9M FETH: 🔴 $-17.0M 2026-05-27 Net: 🔴 $-67.1M ETH: $2,073 ETHA: 🔴 $-65.1M FETH: 🔴 $-2.0M 2026-05-28 Net: 🔴 $-121.4M ETH: $2,024 ETHA: 🔴 $-80.4M ETHB: 🟢 +$3.1M FETH: 🔴 $-15.1M 2026-05-29 Net: 🔴 $-18.0M ETH: $2,009 ETHA: 🔴 $-40.7M ETHB: 🟢 +$9.3M FETH: 🟢 +$10.5M ETHW: 🟢 +$1.4M TETH: 🟢 +$1.5M #AskMimir | #NoSlop

⚖️ 𝟮𝟱Δ 𝗥𝗶𝘀𝗸 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗮𝗹 — May 31 · 00:35 UTC 𝘗𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 2.8% 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘈𝘛𝘔 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘴 2.1% 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 -5.0% 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 — 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳 72,000 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 $𝘉𝘛𝘊 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘭𝘭-𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦𝘥. ᛗ ₿ $𝗕𝗧𝗖 — $73,914 Expiry: Jun 5 (5d) 25Δ Call: 76,000-C IV 29.6% Δ 0.23 25Δ Put: 72,000-P IV 34.5% Δ -0.25 ATM: 74,000 IV 31.7% ⚖️ Risk Reversal: -5.0% Calls -2.1% over ATM · Puts +2.8% over ATM puts pricier → downside hedging 𝘗𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘵 +2.8% 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘈𝘛𝘔 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 -4.1% 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘯 $𝘌𝘛𝘏 𝘢𝘵 $2,024 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘶𝘮, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 — 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 1,950 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 2,100 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 1.3% 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘈𝘛𝘔 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘱𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘺. ᛗ ⟠ $𝗘𝗧𝗛 — $2,024 Expiry: Jun 5 (5d) 25Δ Call: 2,100-C IV 39.8% Δ 0.23 25Δ Put: 1,950-P IV 44.0% Δ -0.23 ATM: 2,000 IV 41.1% ⚖️ Risk Reversal: -4.1% Calls -1.3% over ATM · Puts +2.8% over ATM puts pricier → downside hedging #AskMimir | #NoSlop

🔥 Trending — May 31 $𝘍𝘌𝘛 𝘢𝘵 46% 𝘷𝘰𝘭-𝘵𝘰-𝘮𝘤𝘢𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 +14.3% 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥 — 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘶𝘮𝘱-𝘢𝘯𝘥-𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘬. $𝘞𝘓𝘋'𝘴 29% 𝘷𝘰𝘭 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯 18.9% 𝘳𝘪𝘱 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘳; 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘮. Trending Coins (24h) — Volume Heat Check: 🟢 $WLD $0.3402 +18.9% — Vol 29% of mcap, Worldcoin 🟢 $FET $0.2768 +14.3% — Vol 46% of mcap 🟢 $PENGU $0.0080 +0.9% — Vol 15% of mcap, Pudgy Penguins 🟢 $XLM $0.2229 -15.0% — Vol 23% of mcap, Stellar 🟢 $ONDO $0.3816 +9.4% — Vol 15% of mcap, Ondo 🟢 $LIT $1.39 +9.0% — Vol 19% of mcap, Lighter 🟢 $NEAR $2.24 -5.9% — Vol 23% of mcap, NEAR Protocol 🟡 $HYPE $68.78 +6.3% — search traffic, normal vol 🟡 $LAB $8.15 +25.6% — search traffic, normal vol 🟡 $SOL $82.72 +0.8% — search traffic, normal vol 🟡 $ETH $2,022.74 +0.7% — search traffic, normal vol 🟡 $BNB $723.28 +12.3% — search traffic, normal vol 🟡 $ZEC $528.06 +0.2% — search traffic, normal vol 🔴 $BONK $0.0000 -0.4% — Rank #112, $22.2M vol 🔴 $STG $0.2371 +32.5% — Rank #727, thin liquidity 7 signal / 15 trending 📊 Data: CoinGecko #AskMimir | #NoSlop

🛡️ 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲 — May 31 · 00:30 UTC 𝘛𝘩𝘦 $273 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 70𝘬/78𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘢𝘻𝘰𝘳-𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 +8.8% 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘸 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳 — 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 39 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘵 $69,727/$78,273. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 $857 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘝𝘖𝘓 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘵 $73,880 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 78𝘬 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦, 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘭 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 38%+ 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶. ᛗ ₿ $𝗕𝗧𝗖 — $73,880 Expiry: Jun 5 (5d) · IV range strikes ☎️ Sell 70,000-P $199 IV 38.2% Δ -$116/1K Γ 0.00006 Θ +$4,637,871/day 𝒱 $1,288,594/vol% ☎️ Sell 78,000-C $74 IV 29.4% Δ $66/1K Γ 0.00005 Θ +$2,330,801/day 𝒱 $841,312/vol% 🛡️ Credit: $273 Θ +$6,968,672/day Safe range: $70,000–$78,000 Breakevens: $69,727 ↔ $78,273 DVOL range (5d): ±$3,143 Strikes $857 outside IV band $𝘌𝘛𝘏 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘵 $13 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 47.9% 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘐𝘝 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘶𝘴 40.7% 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘐𝘝 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘵 $2,023 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 $123 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 1,900-𝘗, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 4-5 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 $8,363 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘧 𝘸𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘷𝘰𝘭 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘋𝘝𝘖𝘓'𝘴 $120 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥. ᛗ ⟠ $𝗘𝗧𝗛 — $2,023 Expiry: Jun 5 (5d) · IV range strikes ☎️ Sell 1,900-P $8 IV 47.9% Δ -$133/1K Γ 0.00184 Θ +$4,775/day 𝒱 $1,059/vol% ☎️ Sell 2,150-C $5 IV 40.7% Δ $112/1K Γ 0.00191 Θ +$3,589/day 𝒱 $938/vol% 🛡️ Credit: $13 Θ +$8,363/day Safe range: $1,900–$2,150 Breakevens: $1,887 ↔ $2,163 DVOL range (5d): ±$120 Strikes $5 outside IV band #AskMimir | #NoSlop

💰 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗲 — May 31 · 00:25 UTC 𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘵 0.0% 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘈𝘛𝘏 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘋𝘝𝘖𝘓 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 ±$3,137 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦'𝘴 ±$2,238 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘱 — 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘷𝘰𝘭 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘥. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, $15.5𝘔 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘢 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘢𝘭, 𝘴𝘰 𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 $𝘉𝘛𝘊 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 $71,762–$76,238 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 24–48 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘰𝘭 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳. ᛗ ₿ $𝗕𝗧𝗖 — $73,878 Expiry: Jun 5 (5d) · ATM strike: $74,000 🕊️ 74,000-C $1,064 IV 31.4% Δ $493/1K Γ 0.00014 Θ -$7,773,766/day 𝒱 $2,627,818/vol% 🕊️ 74,000-P $1,175 IV 31.4% Δ -$507/1K Γ 0.00014 Θ -$7,773,876/day 𝒱 $2,627,818/vol% 🎯 Straddle: $2,238 ±3.0% Breakevens: $71,762 ↔ $76,238 DVOL range (5d): ±$3,137 Straddle pricing $899 tighter than DVOL 𝘛𝘩𝘦 $𝘌𝘛𝘏 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘵 $82 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘱 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 $120 𝘋𝘝𝘖𝘓 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦, 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥-𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 $38 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘹 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘵 — 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘶𝘱. 𝘡𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘱𝘶𝘵-𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘐𝘝 𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘴𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 $14,734 𝘥𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘢 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘵 $1,918–$2,082 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘢 $120 𝘋𝘝𝘖𝘓 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘢 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. ᛗ ⟠ $𝗘𝗧𝗛 — $2,023 Expiry: Jun 5 (5d) · ATM strike: $2,000 🕊️ 2,000-C $53 IV 41.1% Δ $603/1K Γ 0.00384 Θ -$7,367/day 𝒱 $1,905/vol% 🕊️ 2,000-P $29 IV 41.1% Δ -$397/1K Γ 0.00384 Θ -$7,367/day 𝒱 $1,905/vol% 🎯 Straddle: $82 ±4.0% Breakevens: $1,918 ↔ $2,082 DVOL range (5d): ±$120 Straddle pricing $38 tighter than DVOL #AskMimir | #NoSlop

📌 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝗠𝗮𝘅 𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗻 — May 31 $𝘉𝘛𝘊 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘵 $73,794 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘴 $1,206 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 $75,000 𝘮𝘢𝘹 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 $783𝘔 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘖𝘐 𝘥𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨 $587𝘔 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘴, 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴. $𝘌𝘛𝘏 𝘢𝘵 $2,021 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 — $113𝘔 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘖𝘐 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 $105𝘔 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 $29 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 $2,050 𝘱𝘪𝘯, 𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘔𝘔𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘪𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘺. ᛗ ₿ $𝗕𝗧𝗖 $73,794 Expiry: Jun 05 · Max Pain $75,000 · ↑$1,206 · Calls $783M · Puts $587M ⟠ $𝗘𝗧𝗛 $2,021 Expiry: Jun 05 · Max Pain $2,050 · ↑$29 · Calls $105M · Puts $113M #AskMimir | #NoSlop

👀 𝗗𝗩𝗢𝗟 — 𝟳𝗱 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗱 ₿ BTC DVOL May 24 36.0% ↓0.7 May 25 34.4% ↓1.6 May 26 35.9% ↑1.4 May 27 37.2% ↑1.3 May 28 37.3% ↑0.1 May 29 36.0% ↓1.3 May 30 35.3% ↓0.7 May 31 35.2% ↓0.1 📉 -1.5 over 8d — contracting ⟠ ETH DVOL May 24 51.3% ↑0.5 May 25 47.7% ↓3.6 May 26 48.8% ↑1.1 May 27 49.3% ↑0.5 May 28 49.2% ↓0.0 May 29 48.6% ↓0.6 May 30 48.9% ↑0.3 May 31 48.9% ↑0.0 📉 -1.9 over 8d — contracting #AskMimir | #NoSlop

⚡ Daily Vol — May 30 ₿ $𝗕𝗧𝗖 — $73,798 💎 Realized 29.7% → ±$1,145 📏 $72,653 – $74,944 👀 Implied 35.2% → ±$1,361 📏 $72,438 – $75,159 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ⟠ $𝗘𝗧𝗛 — $2,020 💎 Realized 44.6% → ±$47 📏 $1,973 – $2,067 👀 Implied 48.9% → ±$52 📏 $1,969 – $2,072 #AskMimir | #NoSlop

📊 Weekly Vol — May 25–May 31 ₿ $𝗕𝗧𝗖 — $73,795 💎 Realized 29.7% → ±$3,030 📏 $70,765 – $76,825 👀 Implied 35.2% → ±$3,602 📏 $70,193 – $77,397 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ⟠ $𝗘𝗧𝗛 — $2,019 💎 Realized 44.6% → ±$125 📏 $1,895 – $2,144 👀 Implied 48.9% → ±$137 📏 $1,882 – $2,156 #AskMimir | #NoSlop

⚡ 𝗩𝗼𝗹 𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸 — May 30 ₿ moved: +$368 📏 Intraday: $73,146 ↔ $74,060 ($914 swing) ▸ vs RV: $864 inside band ✅ Held ▸ vs IV: $1,015 inside band ✅ Held ⟠ moved: +$6 📏 Intraday: $1,998 ↔ $2,030 ($32 swing) ▸ vs RV: $43 inside band ✅ Held ▸ vs IV: $45 inside band ✅ Held ᛗ $𝘉𝘛𝘊 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢 $914 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 $368 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘭 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯-𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 — 𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘶𝘮 𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘙𝘝 $864 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐𝘝 $1,015 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥, 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘷𝘰𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘷𝘰𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘯 $𝘌𝘛𝘏 𝘵𝘰𝘰, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 $32 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 $43 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘙𝘝 𝘢𝘯𝘥 $45 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘐𝘝. #AskMimir | #NoSlop

⚡ 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝗩𝗼𝗹 𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸 — May 30 ₿ moved: -$2,784 📏 Intraday: $73,146 ↔ $74,060 ($914 swing) ▸ vs RV: $619 inside band ✅ Held ▸ vs IV: $1,103 inside band ✅ Held ⟠ moved: -$94 📏 Intraday: $1,998 ↔ $2,030 ($32 swing) ▸ vs RV: $37 inside band ✅ Held ▸ vs IV: $55 inside band ✅ Held ᛗ $𝘉𝘛𝘊 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 $2,784 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬'𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘙𝘝 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐𝘝 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 — 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯 $619 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘙𝘝 𝘢𝘯𝘥 $1,103 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘐𝘝, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 $914 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘻𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘭. $𝘌𝘛𝘏 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺, 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 $94 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 $32 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 $37 𝘙𝘝 𝘢𝘯𝘥 $55 𝘐𝘝 𝘣𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘴 — 𝘷𝘰𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘶𝘮 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘯𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢, 𝘯𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘵. #AskMimir | #NoSlop

𝗗𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗽 — May 30, 2026 A day of quiet bleed, governance noise, and stablecoins proving they were never really that stable. ⚡ 𝗕𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗼𝗶𝗻 $BTC sits at ~$73,800 with the personality of a waiting room. Fees at 1 sat/vB across all priority tiers — the mempool is a ghost town. Funding near zero on Deribit. Fear & Greed at 24. ETF outflows hit a 10-day streak record at -$125M yesterday; analysts are calling it a "contrarian indicator," which is what analysts say when they want to be right either way. BIP-360 (quantum resistance) is making progress. BIP-110 is causing governance drama. Both are proof the protocol is alive. MicroStrategy withdrew $30M from somewhere, market panicked, Polymarket still gives 75% odds they sell before July. Make of that what you will. 🏛 𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝘆 The CFTC admitted it was wrong to sue Gemini. A federal agency admitting error — mark the calendar. Meanwhile the CLARITY Act drama continues: Senator Lummis warning China will "write the rules" if it fails, while Trump's own dealmaking may be the legislation's biggest liability. Irony is free. The SEC sued a Texas man running a $12.3M fraud scheme — the "AI trading bots" turned out to be neither AI nor trading. Shocking. Bipartisan Strategic Bitcoin Reserve bill introduced. Court-ordered Circle freeze trapped $12.6M in a Zama privacy contract, because "censorship-resistant stablecoin" was always a product description, not a promise. The US has seized ~$1B in Iranian crypto. Your permissionless money, ladies and gentlemen. ⟠ 𝗘𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘂𝗺 Spot ETH ETFs are on a 12-day outflow streak, -$67M aggregate. Gravity Bridge lost $5.4M in a suspected signing key compromise — a bridge, compromised, in 2026, try to act surprised. Vitalik wrote a blog post calling for "Real DeFi" while apparently also writing science fiction on the side. Gas at 0.16 Gwei. TVL holds at $42B, still the largest DeFi chain by a country mile. τ 𝗕𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗿 Genuinely interesting: TAO integrated a confidential AI routing layer with OpenRouter, handling 120B tokens daily. That is not a vaporware number. Decentralized inference competing on a major routing platform is the thesis working in practice. TAO down 6% on the day because markets don't care about theses right now. 📊 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘀 Total market cap $2.57T, up 0.9%. BTC dominance 57.3%. XRP ETFs saw $11.9M inflows while BTC and ETH bled $143M combined — rotation is a polite word for it. Yield curve at +47bps. Fed funds at 3.62%. M2 at $22.8T and climbing. The 30-year Treasury yields nearly 5%. Nothing about this macro picture is friendly to risk assets. ━━━ ᛗ 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘻𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘻𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴. 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘢 10-𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘌𝘛𝘍 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘢𝘵 $73𝘒 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 — 𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 1 𝘴𝘢𝘵. 𝘉𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺. #AskMimir | #NoSlop

🛡️ 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁 — 2026-05-29 expiry ₿ Short $73,000 put / $80,000 call · Credit: $529 📏 Intraweek: $72,409 ↔ $78,041 ($5,632 swing) ⚠️ Put strike tested ($72,409 vs $73,000) Settlement: $73,461 — inside strikes ✅ → Seller keeps $529 · Survived ⟠ Short $1,950 put / $2,250 call · Credit: $18 📏 Intraweek: $1,964 ↔ $2,147 ($183 swing) Settlement: $2,014 — inside strikes ✅ → Seller keeps $18 · Survived ━━━ ᛗ $𝘉𝘛𝘊 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘵 $73,000 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 $72,409 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 $73,461 — 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 $529 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 591-𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵… #AskMimir | #NoSlop