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I applied to 2 jobs! I forgot how long it takes to update a resume 🙃

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Classic #Florida things: -Blocking the road for birds/turtles/alligators to cross the street. -Driving on the shoulder during rush hour. -Only taking hurricanes seriously if Waffle House closes. -Big trucks with trump flags. -People crossing the street in oncoming traffic. -Driving 15-25+ mph over the speed limit everywhere. -Really nice homes/buildings on one street, then super run down/abandoned buildings the next street. -People talking about gun rights & other politics in checkout lines. -People identifying themselves as their FL college. -Parks everywhere. -The strangest street names. -Lots of transplants moving here. -Lots of plastic surgery. -Liberals in hiding. -Hidden nature gems all over FL. -“Going out on the boat.” -Predicting hurricanes will hit Tampa & they turn at the last minute. Anything else you’d add? 😅 #plebchain #grownostr

Gm nostr 🫂 Power went out at work, had to reschedule my clients, and now I have a day off. Yay 🫠

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