*Picks up son from school*
Son: “can I change my shirt in the car?”
Me: “okay…..what got on your shirt?”
Son: “let me whisper it in your ear”………”it was a caterpillar” 🤦🏻♀️
*Later that night during his shower*
Son: “make sure you wash my back really well.”
*Wakes up next day*
Son: “is there anything on my back?”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
