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artist, photographer, sojourner
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unit 3 months ago
These two show up at your front door, how do you greet them/they image
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unit 3 months ago
Walking in the Bank Banker: Hi, how can we help you ME: Yes, I would like toake a cash deposit give her, the cash and debit card Banker: Great, it's deposited Would you be interested in opening a savings account with us? ME: No, not really Banker: How are you saving for your future? ME: I hesitate, knowing if I answer her question with Bitcoin, she will think I'm absolutely insane
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unit 3 months ago
My dream from last night: I set my trusty thermal coffee mug on the ground, thinking it was safe. Big mistake. A stray kick sent it tumbling, and before I knew it, my mug was rolling down the driveway like it had a personal vendetta. In nothing but my underwear, I bolted after it, chasing my caffeinated dreams downhill. That mug was fast—gaining speed with every rotation, hurtling toward a busy intersection. It hit a bump and went airborne, flipping wildly like a caffeinated acrobat. By some miracle, it dodged cars like a stunt driver, crossing the road unscathed and plunging into a flooded meadow. My mug was gone forever, claimed by the swampy abyss. Defeated, I trudged back through the bustling intersection, shirtless and in my underwear, enduring the walk of shame under the amused stares of morning commuters. The end
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unit 3 months ago
Are you interested? 🤣😂
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The Journey is the Destination
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unit 3 months ago
Don't notice the dude in the red dress
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unit 3 months ago
Welfare is being rebranded to Universal Basic Income
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unit 3 months ago
So, you're ready to be a big shot?
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unit 3 months ago
There is a galactic federation
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unit 3 months ago
I had a lot of problems with the butter 🧈
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The Fake and Gay Theory of Everything
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There's surveillance cameras and location tracking everywhere, and yet no one knows what happened Everything is fake and gay
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58K confirmations image
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You will know we've made it when there's a #Bitcoin for Retards Conference
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Better to get in late, than to get in early and piss it away image
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4chan making flights from India to the USA too damn high😂🤣 image
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unit 3 months ago
Just got back from the Doctor He told me to eat more Eggs and Sausage
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Them: Can I see your ID? Me: Sure, here you go image
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unit 3 months ago
Breaking it down at City Hall