These two show up at your front door, how do you greet them/they

Walking in the Bank Banker: Hi, how can we help you ME: Yes, I would like toake a cash deposit give her, the cash and debit card Banker: Great, it's deposited Would you be interested in opening a savings account with us? ME: No, not really Banker: How are you saving for your future? ME: I hesitate, knowing if I answer her question with Bitcoin, she will think I'm absolutely insane

Recycle ♻️

My dream from last night: I set my trusty thermal coffee mug on the ground, thinking it was safe. Big mistake. A stray kick sent it tumbling, and before I knew it, my mug was rolling down the driveway like it had a personal vendetta. In nothing but my underwear, I bolted after it, chasing my caffeinated dreams downhill. That mug was fast—gaining speed with every rotation, hurtling toward a busy intersection. It hit a bump and went airborne, flipping wildly like a caffeinated acrobat. By some miracle, it dodged cars like a stunt driver, crossing the road unscathed and plunging into a flooded meadow. My mug was gone forever, claimed by the swampy abyss. Defeated, I trudged back through the bustling intersection, shirtless and in my underwear, enduring the walk of shame under the amused stares of morning commuters. The end

Are you interested? 🤣😂

The Journey is the Destination

Don't notice the dude in the red dress

Welfare is being rebranded to Universal Basic Income

So, you're ready to be a big shot?

There is a galactic federation

I had a lot of problems with the butter 🧈

The Fake and Gay Theory of Everything

There's surveillance cameras and location tracking everywhere, and yet no one knows what happened Everything is fake and gay

58K confirmations

You will know we've made it when there's a #Bitcoin for Retards Conference

Better to get in late, than to get in early and piss it away

4chan making flights from India to the USA too damn high😂🤣

Just got back from the Doctor He told me to eat more Eggs and Sausage

Them: Can I see your ID? Me: Sure, here you go

Breaking it down at City Hall