Excited for the Quantum Summit this week. Gonna have some great discussions. Going to be (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Learning with Errors

If you’re growing your potatoes vertically, go check if they need more dirt

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Just got my potatoes planted. They’re filling, surprisingly nutritious, super easy to grow and can be grown in very limited space vertically (Ive seen pictures of people growing them on apartment balconies!) Second year im growing them. They’re great!

Bought some meshtastic radios using a satscard. The future is here, its just not evenly distributed

Happy thanksgiving! Hope you all have a wonderful day! Post pie pics

One of my goto weekend breakfasts is a dutch baby. It’s like a cross between a souffle and a pancake. It’s simple and you can have it on the table in ~30 minutes. Last week and this weekend I threw some sliced bananas into it and it’s easily 10x better. Permanent spot in the rotation now. Here’s how you make it: Set your oven to 425ºF. Put a big pan on the stove with 4 Tbsp (half a stick) of butter on low/medium-low heat. While that melts, start mixing your batter. It’s super easy: - 3 room temp eggs (pop them in hot water for a few minutes if they’re out of the fridge) - 1/2 cup of roomish temp milk (20 seconds in the microwave if its cold) - 1/2 cup of flour - 1 Tbps of sugar - splash of vanilla That’s it. Just mix that up until its smooth. Your butter should be bubbly. Slice up 2 bananas and splread them out in a single layer in the butter. Let them simmer in the butter for like 2 minutes until they’re soft and your kitchen smells amazing. Dump the batter into the pan on top of everything. You dont need to stir or anything, just dump it in there and give it a little shake. Throw the pan into the oven for 20 minutes. After 20 minutes, it should be puffy and golden. Drop the heat to 300 and cook for another 5minutes. Take the pan out. The pan is going to be HOT. Leave an ovenmit on the handle so you dont accidentally grab the handle while you’re cutting it. Cut it into quarters (or whatever you want). Traditionally dutch babies are served with powedered sugar, syrup, lemon juice, or some combination of them. But there’s so much sweetness from the bananas that we just eat it plain. So there you go. Easy, 30 minute breakfast that looks really complicated and impressive (seriously when you pull this thing out of the oven you’ll be shocked. It puffs up around the edges like a souffle). And it’s got some protein and fruit in it. Enjoy!

gn nostr

I vaguely remember hearing there was some drama with the “freedom one” fedimint. Am i hallucinating?

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Bitcoin v28 looks like it’s gonna be a banger

Finally watched Oppenheimer. Good flick

4 years on, the m1 macbook air is still the best laptop ive ever bought.

Anyone have desktop speakers that they REALLY love?

Going to be talking about the onchain vault that I made with OP_CAT on the optech spaces this week. Swing by if you want to hear about using fun schnorr tricks in script to do transaction introspection (Id argue its closer to transaction assertion but w/e)

fullrbf is awesome

Merry Christmas, ord disrespectoors! I have a gift just for you! This will rid your node of inscriptions. You can run it, or not. It's your computer, you can run whatever software you want on it. Relay filtering doesn't work. This has teeth.

GitHub

GitHub - rot13maxi/bitcoin-purifier

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if you dont think inscriptions are valid tx, reject blocks that include them. If the economic majority of nodes does that, the miners will choose to build on a chain tip that doesnt have inscriptions, or they sell into a smaller market this is what it all comes down to. this is the essence of bitcoin consensus.

Having a local llm is so handy for quick recipe lookup. I dont want to have to scroll past 20 pages of exposition on someones blog to find the recipe for frangipane. Even if we never get agi, this is a win.

Satscards are 50x better than opendime for 99% of usecases. Im sorry to break this to you. Go play with satscards

The cause of and solution to every blockchain problem is a merkle tree