So what exactly are the instructions for a zapathon?

Ask your doctor if zapping is right for you.

Speak your truth but check your ego.

Fools saving monkey jpegs on an immutable and indestructible database are increasing the defensive capabilities of the digital commodity that is poised to upset the current world order and replace a privileged class of corrupt parasites with an honest, hard-working, healthy society. This is the 21st century. Stop trying to make sense of it.

Before the masses, before the early adopters, before the innovators, there’s the artists. That’s how early we still are.

Three letter word that means a small charge of electricity.

Bitcoin is already priceless and invaluable.

I came here to chew bubble gum and zap some sats. And I’m all out of bubble gum.

Man, Twitter is a stressful place to be today. Retreating to Nostr for positive vibes and hope.

I haven’t zapped anyone or been zapped by anyone in about a week. Getting frisky.

I used to get ostracized for my views on bitcoin, money, government and all that stuff. Now I’ve been nostracized! (I still get ostracized btw, but I used to get ostracized too.)