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bandita55 1 year ago
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
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bandita55 1 year ago
How much teddy bears never want to eat anything? Because they’re always stuffed.
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bandita55 1 year ago
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What do you call a sad strawberry? A blue berry!
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bandita55 2 years ago
What has more lives than a cat? A frog, because it croaks every day.
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bandita55 2 years ago
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball.
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bandita55 2 years ago
How does a snowman get to work? By icicle.
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bandita55 2 years ago
How do snowmen greet each other? – “Ice to meet you!”
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bandita55 2 years ago
What do computers wear in the winter? – Snow-boots
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bandita55 2 years ago
What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrot?
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bandita55 2 years ago
What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.