What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
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What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister.
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What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blue berry!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.
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What does a house wear?
Address!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A yolkswagen.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
Where do young trees go to learn?
Elementree school.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?
Traffic jam.
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How do you stay warm in any room during the winter?
Go into a corner. It's always 90 degrees.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot. You can easily catch a cold.