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bandita55 2 years ago
Which is faster, hot or cold?  Hot. You can easily catch a cold.
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bandita55 2 years ago
How do you scare a snowman? You show him a blow torch.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A snowmobile.
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bandita55 2 years ago
Where do snowmen love to dance? At a snow ball.
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bandita55 2 years ago
How do mountains stay warm? They put on their snowcaps.
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bandita55 2 years ago
Where do snowmen keep their money? In snowbanks.
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bandita55 2 years ago
How do snowmen greet each other? “Ice to meet you!”
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bandita55 2 years ago
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?  Frost bite.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What do you call a play or musical in the North Pole? Snow business.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What do you call a prom in the North Pole? A snow ball.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What do mountains wear to stay warm? Snowcaps.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What kind of ball doesn't bounce? A snowball.