What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball.
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months!
Where can you practice multiplication tables on New Year's Eve?
Times Square.
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What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?
A pineapple!
What is Santa's dog's name?
Santa Paws!
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What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.
Where do Santa's elves go swimming?
The North pool.
What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause.
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How does Santa take pictures?
With his Pole-aroid camera.
Why does Santa go through the chimney? Because it soots him.
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Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania
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Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The “C”!