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What month is the shortest of the year?
May, it only has three letters.
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Where do fish keep their money?
In the River-Bank!
Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
What do cows read the most?
Cattle-logs.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blue berry!
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
How much teddy bears never want to eat anything?
Because they’re always stuffed.
What does a house wear?
Address!
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
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