Sharpen the blades on the guillotines because the law ain't law-ing. We are on our own.

My coworker got into a fender bender today and had warrants out for his arrest due to unpaid parking tickets from 3 years ago. He was booked and jailed. Luckily he had a hundred dollar bill which allowed him to make bail.

Fig preserves on a butter biscuit

La Aroma de Cuba Noblesse. Medium Full. Nicaraguan wrapper,filler, binder ; puro. View quoted note →

I touch and taste alot of bottles

Not today, bitch!

When the direct deposit from your paycheck hits the dip....

I have the cameras, i have the lenses, i take the pictures, now all i have to do is b roll and pull it al together and learn editing. i guess. View quoted note →