Don’t try to make life a mathematics problem with yourself in the center and everything coming out equal. When you’re good, bad things can still happen. And if you’re bad, you can still be lucky. - Barbara Kingsolver, The Poisonwood Bible

The straight line, a respectable optical illusion which ruins many a man. - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables

Mrs. Spence picks up a roll of toilet paper from the counter and scrunches her nose.“Ask Caymen about that,” Xander says.Great, now I have to explain to his mother about my vandalism? “Your son called me with a toilet paper emergency. I rushed right over.”She looks confused so Xander says, “She’s kidding, Mom. - Kasie West, The Distance Between Us

Love should be treated like a business deal, but every business deal has its own terms and its own currency. And in love, the currency is virtue. You love people not for what you do for them or what they do for you. You love them for the values, the virtues, which they have achieved in their own character. - Ayn Rand

The thing is, that world doesn't exist. All growing up means is that your realize no one will come along to fix things. No one will come along to save you. - Elizabeth Scott, Love You Hate You Miss You

Life ... is a taleTold by an idiot, full of sound and fury,Signifying nothing. - William Shakespeare, Macbeth

The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on. If you can change the way people think. The way they see themselves. The way they see the world. You can change the way people live their lives. That's the only lasting thing you can create. - Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational. - Charles M. Schulz

What I have done is to show that it is possible for the way the universe began to be determined by the laws of science. In that case, it would not be necessary to appeal to God to decide how the universe began. This doesn't prove that there is no God, only that God is not necessary. - Stephen Hawking

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. - Ambrose Bierce

Human relationships always help us to carry on because they always presuppose further developments, a future - and also because we live as if our only task was precisely to have relationships with other people. - Albert Camus

My only regrets are the moments when i doubted myself and took the safe route. Life is too short to waste time being unhappy. - Dan Howell

It is impossible to manufacture or imitate love. - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt - Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

How 'bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail. - Jennifer Salaiz

He loved her for almost everything she was & she decided that was enough to let him stay for a very long time. - Brian Andreas

Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death. - Anaïs Nin

Choose to be happy. It is what we have all done. - Melissa Marr, Fragile Eternity

We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents. - Bob Ross

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. - Criss Jami, Killosophy