My son has a keen eye for spotting flies. And so, since the tender age of 1, he's had his very own fly swatter set aside in the drawer. I never thought I'd feel such joy while watching a young child kill things. #parenting

Have you noticed how many damaged cars are on the road these days? It seems that people can't afford to get them fixed anymore. Signs of #thecomingcollapse.

Dance like a retard with your children. #parenting

Two options. Pick one. 1. Money printer comes online. Global liquidity expands. Your bags pump hard. Everyone else suffers. 2. Governments become fiscally responsible. Bags never pump. The world starts healing. #asknostr

I'm starting a fundraiser to get @NICO⚡️ some elocution lessons. Zap this post, and together, we can make sure that he never stumbles clumsily through an article read again!