I'm starting a fundraiser to get @NICO⚡️ some elocution lessons. Zap this post, and together, we can make sure that he never stumbles clumsily through an article read again!

Let them think you're broke, especially if you haven't escaped the city yet.

Taking yourself too seriously comes from the demons. Turning everything into a joke comes from the demons.

Does doing the dishes make one a faggot? #amiafaggot

Real masculinity is carrying your wife on the TushBaby. #masculineframe

I've turned my mother into a complete psychopath. I thought yesterday's flash crash would leave her a little shook, but it didn't. Now she's simply chomping at the bit to buy more and talking about selling her house to go all in. Proud.

Being around family members I haven't seen in a while has a peculiar psychological effect on me. Memories are more easily accessed. Quirks and idiosyncrasies resurface. I feel that old version of myself stirring -- long thought dead, but evidently just sleeping.