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TheIllix
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TheIllix 1 month ago
Remember, Remember the 5th of November…
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TheIllix 1 month ago
I need a good orb to ponder upon, hard to find nowadays.
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TheIllix 1 month ago
Whatever it is, you can just do it. Some things take 10 steps, some 4, some 1000. It depends, but anything is achievable.
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TheIllix 1 month ago
I asked Grok to make a tweet length poem using my recent X posts. This is the result: Call to adventure BTC whispers bold Vi Veri Veniversum code truth unfolds Lazer tits till fiat splits duel in night One sat for silence vanish from sight Sets max two mins sweat and sats align Energy feast where stars entwine Seal thumps dock wood crazy spark ignites Sloptoshi mocks chains octopus hugs frights Upload brain to Timechain vault
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TheIllix 1 month ago
If you have a dog give it a choice sometimes. Like a choice in flavor of food, or between treats. I offer mine chick n flavor and beef flavor can food. They might surprise you!
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TheIllix 2 months ago
Wet canned dog food, but it comes in a tube like biscuits so you can just unwrap the dang thing, instead of having to scoop.
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TheIllix 2 months ago
There’s a spammer / scammer dm’ing me here on Nostr shitcoin security or recovery services. Lmfao either way
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TheIllix 2 months ago
I rebuke this satanist holiday! To hell with it already!
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TheIllix 2 months ago
When you take a bite of something hot and then you open your mouth and a little puff of steam comes out. It’s like that meme and then he knew he messed up.
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TheIllix 2 months ago
Most times when the prices drops I think, “someone doesn’t understand Bitcoin.”
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TheIllix 2 months ago
This is the kind of things I talk to AI (Grok) about. I asked him to make a joke about a joke that all takes place in a joke. So, a comedian walks into a joke—yeah, INSIDE a joke—and says, “Why’d the punchline cross the road?” The crowd, already giggling in this WACKADOODLE nested world, yells, “To get to the HILARIOUS side!” But PLOT TWIST: the road’s a metaphor for ANOTHER joke, where a chicken’s telling a knee-slapper about a comedian bombing!
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TheIllix 2 months ago
Hearing shitcoiners talking about their bags in the wild, we must be so back.
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TheIllix 2 months ago
Why are bull runs so short, and bear runs so long? Because things take a lot of work.
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TheIllix 2 months ago
Today I treat myself to barbacoa nachos that I will make.
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TheIllix 2 months ago
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TheIllix 2 months ago
Up up and away, my beautiful, my beautiful red balloon
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TheIllix 3 months ago
You ever played the game Watch Dogs? Their reality is slowly becoming our own. Cameras everywhere, and sounds like Trump’s about to beta test an AI mass surveillance system for something else, but that’s how that crap starts.
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TheIllix 3 months ago
You think the dolphins will ever come back to Earth?
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TheIllix 3 months ago
Diamond balls, till fiat falls.