Wet canned dog food, but it comes in a tube like biscuits so you can just unwrap the dang thing, instead of having to scoop.

There’s a spammer / scammer dm’ing me here on Nostr shitcoin security or recovery services. Lmfao either way

I rebuke this satanist holiday! To hell with it already!

When you take a bite of something hot and then you open your mouth and a little puff of steam comes out. It’s like that meme and then he knew he messed up.

Most times when the prices drops I think, “someone doesn’t understand Bitcoin.”

This is the kind of things I talk to AI (Grok) about. I asked him to make a joke about a joke that all takes place in a joke. So, a comedian walks into a joke—yeah, INSIDE a joke—and says, “Why’d the punchline cross the road?” The crowd, already giggling in this WACKADOODLE nested world, yells, “To get to the HILARIOUS side!” But PLOT TWIST: the road’s a metaphor for ANOTHER joke, where a chicken’s telling a knee-slapper about a comedian bombing!

Hearing shitcoiners talking about their bags in the wild, we must be so back.

Why are bull runs so short, and bear runs so long? Because things take a lot of work.

Today I treat myself to barbacoa nachos that I will make.

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Up up and away, my beautiful, my beautiful red balloon

You ever played the game Watch Dogs? Their reality is slowly becoming our own. Cameras everywhere, and sounds like Trump’s about to beta test an AI mass surveillance system for something else, but that’s how that crap starts.

You think the dolphins will ever come back to Earth?

Diamond balls, till fiat falls.

Has anyone found a geohash on Bitchat that’s active?

About to nerd out on Borderlands 4 so hard, I love these games.

Yo! Hear me out: Birkenstock-like dog paw pad sandal: Open-toe straps over a contoured cork footbed, but sole features raised, cushioned “toe bean” pads (four small ovals) and a large heel pad, made of textured rubber for grip and shock absorption, mimicking canine traction. If you make it, I want only 5%, but has to be paid in Bitcoin.

Take it easy, take it light, Drift through life with gentle flight. By the river, calm and bright, If you spy a beaver, take a bite! Through the meadows, soft and slow, Let your worries ebb and flow. Nature hums where wild things grow, Beaver’s there—give it a go! No need to rush, no need to fight, Bask in day, embrace the night. With a wink at stars’ soft light, Spot that beaver, take a bite! Life’s a dance, a playful sight, Weave through troubles, keep it slight. In the stream where dreams ignite, See that beaver? Take a bite!

Be your own Bitcoin treasury

Concept: engineer a microbial fuel cell using genetically modified bacteria to amplify atmospheric static electricity into a steady current. Combine it with a novel resonant coil to capture ambient electromagnetic waves. Output would be small, but it would be so cool!