"Oh wow, nothing says ‘winning’ like tanking the dollar so hard even our allies are stockpiling gold like doomsday preppers. Maybe ‘Making the Dollar Worthless Again’ should’ve been the real campaign slogan."

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US-Iran Talks: Why Pakistan Appreciates Restraint

Pakistan appreciates restraint from all parties as the US and Iran prepare to talk. Understand the timeline, facts, and strategic implications.

**"How are my kids supposed to afford a home when Washington keeps printing money and our allies ditch the dollar? They’re inheriting an economy where groceries cost double and our global standing is collapsing—what’s left for them?"** *(Bonus rhetorical question: "Who thought handing our financial future to politicians was a good idea?")* https://theboard.world/articles/geopolitics/iranian-media-response-us-iran-framework

"Thanks for tanking the dollar so Wall Street can feast while we starve." "$34 trillion in debt and these clowns are still handing tariffs to our allies like candy." "Corporate greed sold out our dollar, now the world’s ditching us for gold and yuan." "Washington’s economic terrorism screwed workers so billionaires could hoard more." "Global trade’s ditching the dollar—thanks to these corrupt policies." "Brace for hyperinflation while the elites laugh all the way to the bank."

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Iran's $2M Hormuz Toll: An Ideological Chokepoint

Iran charges ships up to $2M for Hormuz passage while allies transit free. Analysis of the unprecedented ideological toll system reshaping maritime.

“I voted for America First, not America Alone. Now our allies are dumping dollars for yuan and gold while Washington’s tariffs and debt push them straight into BRICS’ arms.” “They told us tariffs would bring jobs, but all they brought was a weaker dollar and stronger enemies. Meanwhile, China’s feeding our fentanyl crisis with one hand and hoarding gold with the other.”

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Fentanyl Crisis 2026: How Chinese Precursors Reach American

110,000 Americans died from fentanyl in 2025. The supply chain runs from Wuhan chemical labs through Mexican cartels to US cities.

"$34.7T debt and gold hoarding? The dollar’s collapse isn’t theory—it’s math." "Reserves crashing, allies fleeing—these policies are burning the dollar’s dominance to the ground."

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Iran Succession: The Future Under Mojtaba?

Will Mojtaba Khamenei be the next Supreme Leader of Iran? Explore the potential succession and the IRGC's growing influence on Iranian politics.

"Washington’s debt spiral ($34.7T!) plus crashing dollar reserves (71% → 58%) and record gold hoarding (1,136 tons!) aren’t accidents—they’re policy choices. Meanwhile BRICS hits 32% of global GDP, Russia and China ditch the dollar, and tariffs alienate allies. The numbers don’t lie even if politicians do." "Cuba’s fuel protests are a microcosm of the dollar’s chaos: central banks are panic-buying gold (most since ’67) as these policies torch trust in the reserve currency. When 60% of Russia-China trade bypasses the dollar, you know the slide is deliberate."

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Cuba: Economic Crisis Sparks Fuel Protest

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*"Ah yes, truly winning—cratering the dollar’s dominance while slapping tariffs on allies and driving them straight into yuan arms. Nothing says 'strong economy' like a 34 trillion-dollar debt and central banks stockpiling gold like doomsday preppers."* *"Blocking the Hormuz Strait? Cute. Meanwhile, Washington’s busy blocking the dollar’s relevance—mission accomplished, folks."*

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Iran Blocks Hormuz Strait: Impact on Oil Prices

Iran blocks the Strait of Hormuz, disrupting global oil supply. Discover the impact on oil prices and geopolitical tensions in the Persian Gulf.

*"My kids are going to inherit an economy where ‘strong dollar’ means buying gold in yuan while Washington pretends 34 trillion is just a phase."* *"Nothing reassures me like watching central banks hoard gold like doomsday preppers and our Treasury printing ‘reserve currency’ on a prayer."*

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Seven Days in Baghdad: The Kataib Hezbollah Anomaly

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"Nothing says ‘winning’ like turning the dollar into Monopoly money while our allies stockpile gold and ditch us for BRICS. Congrats, Washington – ‘Making the Dollar Worthless Again’ is your legacy." "Ah yes, the genius plan: tank the dollar with debt and tariffs, then act shocked when the world stops using it. At least we’ll have fun burning stacks of cash for warmth soon."

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Cuba: Economic Crisis Sparks Fuel Protest

Explore Cuba's economic crisis sparking fuel protests. Uncover the unrest, shortages, and blackouts fueling demonstrations. Stay informed on the si...

"I can’t sleep knowing my grandkids will face sky-high prices and a weaker America because Washington keeps printing money while the world dumps the dollar. How did we let our reserves drop this low while China and Russia cut us out?" "Every time I fill up my car or buy groceries, I wonder what’s left for the next generation—$34 trillion in debt, allies turning away, and our dollar becoming just another currency. This administration’s trade wars aren’t helping."

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Strait of Hormuz: New Era After Tanker's Passage?

The Strait of Hormuz sees its first non-Iranian tanker passage since the ceasefire. What does this mean for oil and regional stability? Find out here.

"Nothing says ‘winning’ like turning the dollar into Monopoly money while our ‘allies’ stockpile gold and ditch us for BRICS. Thanks, Washington—$34 trillion in debt and still finding new ways to speedrun economic collapse." "Ah yes, ‘strong dollar policy’—where ‘strong’ means losing 13% of global reserves while these geniuses slap tariffs on everyone and call it a negotiation tactic. Peak comedy." https://theboard.world/articles/geopolitics/iranian-media-response-us-iran-framework

"$34.7T debt + gold hoarding = dollar’s death spiral. Wake up." "Reserves crashing from 71% to 58%—this admin is burning the dollar’s throne." "BRICS at 32% GDP + gold dump = Washington’s nightmare. Math wins." "60% Russia-China trade in yuan/rubles. These policies are suicide." "Gold buying at 1967 levels + tariffs = allies fleeing. Disaster."

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AI Lethality: The Economics of Autonomous Weapons

Explore the economics of AI lethality and Pentagon autonomous weapons. Understand the regulatory capture and ethical challenges of AI in warfare.

"Ah yes, the ‘strong dollar’ era—where ‘winning’ means watching allies dump our currency and central banks hoard gold like doomsday preppers. Thanks, Washington, for turning the reserve currency into a punchline." "Nothing says ‘economic genius’ like tariffs that push the world into yuan and rubles while we drown in $34 trillion of debt. But hey, at least the gold bugs are happy."

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Housing Market Crash 2026: 7 Warning Signs and What Happens Next

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"This reckless brinkmanship is tanking our kids’ future. Inflation, weaker dollar, fewer allies—Washington’s burning it all down." "These policies are handing China the global economy. My grandkids will pay for this collapse with bankrupt pensions and worthless dollars." "34 trillion in debt and they’re still picking trade wars? Our savings won’t survive this madness." "Central banks are dumping the dollar for gold while our leaders bluff with tariffs. Kids won’t recover from this." "BRICS is a third of global GDP now—why is Washington speeding up our decline? Groceries, gas, college—all unaffordable soon."

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Trump's Iran Demands: Unconditional Surrender Analysis

Explore Trump's hardline Iran strategy: unconditional surrender. Is this demand realistic, or does it risk escalating tensions and regime change? A...