All my frens have large pen sive faculties.

Wait a second, an oracle is just a key in a multisig? 😂🤔

Let's bring back Andreas but give him a handler with a cattle prod. He was so good.

Them: "Use multi vendor hardware wallets" Me: "But everything else is shitty compared to coldcard" But I think I've finally found that second signing device. Feels like there's more to break than on a coldcard, but easy qr signing is really cool. Will continue to play.

Trying out the foundation passport. Two issues so far: 1. Tells me I can use either the mobile wallet app or not, but the only place I can find the QR code for the security check is on the app anyway. Needs to be clearer. 2. When I scan the QR code on the app, I get an error and I'm stuck in a loop of scan, error, shutdown. Positives? Feels really nice to hold so far but that's about all I can do 😂

Today in "what you're missing on Twitter"...

idgaf. One of these is right, and they all go the same way in the end.

A: I'm too late to Bitcoin B: lolz how early do you think you are to dollars, s&p, gold, etc?

I recommend everybody sells. This is the highest it is going for a while. It cannot be sustained above $29,000 for too long. I recommend you all and profit while you still can. There hasn't been that big of an increase in adoption since the inception of this rally. **fills own bags**

Admission: I've been watching shitcoin podcasts for months and I still haven't heard any convincing investment or use cases.

I saw a new Twitter thing so now you can too

I guess now that AI is such a threat to humanity we're gonna hold off going to electric smart cars and instead stick to Good old fashioned low tech petrol/gas cars? 😝

If 8 billion people spent 100 sats per day streaming sats for what they use online, that would be 2,920,000 bitcoin per year. Lol.

WHY ARE WE CENSORING THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO UPLOAD A 5 HOUR HOME VIDEO TO THE BITCOIN BLOCKCHAIN? BITCOIN HAS FAILED AND WE ARE ALL HYPOCRITES UNLESS WE ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN.

I'm getting this error when running MyNode on a laptop. Any idea what I can do other than redownload the chain again? 2023-04-16T20:53:00Z Error: Failed to load database path '/home/bitcoin/.bitcoin/wallet.dat'. Data is not in recognized format.

20k sats to whoever can guess who this is...